the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

The club is much nicer than you would anticipate from the outside; that said - don't walk, take a cab. It is not a particularly good neighbourhood. The girls really range; there are some very unattractive girls and some unexpectedly attractive ones. There are 5, 10 and 20 dollar dances - although I don't think there is much point to a 10 dollar, much less a five dollar dance. The drinks were priced, somewhat unexpectedly, like regular bar drinks. There was a $10 cover for the VIP, which I don't think was unreasonable. I did find a curious smell - like there had been a leak in the roof and the dampness never really dried, but overall I was incredibly impressed with just how cheap it was. You can negotiate an hourly rate with individual girls that is just very, very cheap; there are some fairly impressive stage shows. The club is kind of large for the number of customers, and the VIP is upstairs (I regularly go clubbing with someone wheelchair bounds, so I notice accessibility issues).

This was the last stop on Friday night and since it was after midnight we were hoping the place would be busier than usual... But alas it wasnt... there were a few cuties to choose from but the quality of girls here is definitely lacking... My friend had a couple of dances from a mousy brunette named Monica who seemed nice while she was talking to us but my friend said the dances were all air and she demanded payment immediately after each song... This really goes a long way to spoiling the mood, needless to say... I once again was enticed to partake of some hot dances from Remy, who I had not seen in 4 or 5 months... Great attitude with lots of affection before during and after the dances... All in all though it seems that the magic has lost Alan East.... He is the entertainment coordinator here and has a great legacy of talen some of the quietest clubs in the city and turning them into a growing concern... Unfortuneately it does not appear to be happening here....Still worth the occassional visit for those wonderful diamonds in the rough...

After leaving Paradise, we headed here to finish the evening and only stayed for one drink... The VIP was infested by some extremely drunk suits who were almost to the point of stumbling every step they took, but alas no bartender.... After finishing my cigarette we headed sown to the main floor but had to have the doorman carry our drinks for us since they don't have a license for alcohol on the stairs...??????.... Caught the end of one girls show and was not overly impressed... Dirty blonde around 10 pounds heavier than she should be on her ass, but still a 6....The next girl is the one that made us drink up and leave... Under the correct doctors care I am sure she would look good... Problem was that she was devoid of any natural female curves... Other than a very bad boob job, she had no bumps.... flesh stretched over lean muscle but in an unhealthy way, reminiscent of a crack ho.... I guess considering the area and how cold it has been it shouldn't surprise me that this type of girl would seek refuge in a strip club... Still this club will surprise in a good way with the ocassional diamond shining through.

It was a cold damp night and this was the 3rd of 4 stops for the evening... Maybe it was because the Leafs were on or something strange in the water but as slow as I have seen this bar tonight was the slowest... Tonight is Saturday Oct 15.... But as I have always said there is always a diamond in the rough and low and behold tonights was a girl named Remy.... I will get to her in a second... The bar had only about 10 customers and only 7 or 8 girls working... If you have seen my previous posts about here you will remember the Indian girl and the older French girl... They were still here... We sat down to see Remy on stage... Apetite redhead, completely shaved... Nice show... She cme right over to the table and was leading me up to the VIP within 5 minutes of chatting... Her dances were very sexual with her spending a great deal of time and attention on my manhood... She also allowed for some light petting and some very rough grabbing and slapping of her ass... Although she sid she has worked here for about 3 years, I have never chanced upon her before... This is of course a good thing because if I had I may be broke... lol