the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

It seems this club is CLOSED - I went last Friday just after 7:00pm and the lights were off and the door was locked. I headed north and spent the evening at Fairbanks. I wanted to makes sure it just didn't open really late so I went back that way and it was still locked with no lights around midnight.

Also - if you call the number listed here you'll get an insiprational message about how you are a good person and god knows that.

The signs are still there, so Baby Dolls may be back - I will post again if the place re-opens.

Pretty Average club with above average dancers..unfortunately, they do a lot of airdances that are so visible that air-traffic control in Bermuda wouldn't have any problem landing planes in the space left over.

For your eyes only is an upscale and big club in a nice area, close to the theaters and many restaurants. There is a big bar but the stage is behind the bar, it's a little bit strange.

Some of the dancers are very good looking (and many others are only average) and the dances are quite hot upstairs ($20 charge + the dancer's fee).
Overall it's not a cheap club, it's quite expensive, but the atmosphere is good and some of the dancers are really nice and hot. Unfortunately the club close quite early, at 2 AM, so don't arrive too late!

OK, I hit TO about once every year for business. I usually go to the Brass Rail and call it a night. I thought I would be adventurous and try somewhere new....boy, was THAT a mistake. The club is nice, the girls are nice, but it just doesn't click. The place doesn't have the style to carry off the "upscale" club approach and the girls are just too damned bored. Pretty but disinterested doesn't cut it in my book. I want enthusiasm for my $20.

Sorry ladies....

Had a great time here a few years ago, so I decided to stop back on a recent visit to Toronto. The club itself had not changed, it is still an up-scale, white collar type of establishment, with extremely high drink prices - about $10 for a beer including tip, which includes slow and arrogant service thrown in for free. But either the attitude has become more mercenary and intolerable or I have become used to places with a friendly atmosphere, because I did not really enjoy this visit. A rating of "6" is probably generous, but a majority of the ladies are quite good looking, and many folks hanging out in the second floor VIp area (friends of someone? a bachelor party?) seemed to be having a good time. So maybe this place is the right atmosphere for someone, but it is not me, and I'm not opposed to spending some money in a club if I'm comfortable there. If you are in Toronto on business (or for pleasure), it may be worth it to you to check this place out, but don't be surprised if you end up looking for somewhere with less hustle, where your Canadian dollar will go a lot further.

Lower floor is big, open and airy. Lots of seats and benches around the outside of the room. Some really good looking girls, blonnd, without and with implants. Music good and not too loud. But not much privacy on the bottom floor.

Paid $10 to go to the top floor, the VIP rooms are very open (or the one I used was, it had a glass aprtition and it was easy for people to see in. But then I found a room with a couch in an open area which was far more fun. (And the right girl to suit - she had a great body - just too much hairspray - but the amount of contact was great.) Unfortunately I only had enough cash left for 3 dances, as I'd spent an hour with a gorgeous blond previously - though contact with her was not that good.

Overall, club was good, BUT you need to go up to the second floor and find the open room with the couch - it's very comfortable, far better than the chairs scattered around the place. A lot of the girls are good looking, I was there on a Sunday and there were more dancers than guys, especially later in the evening, so there was a good choice.

This place was kind of disappointing. Came in on a monday - so a normally slow day - but still. It was essentially dead from 7 till about 9pm. After that it livened up a bit. The girls were nice but nothing super memorable.

One thing I will say though is that girls have a lot more lattitude here than in the USA. The lap dances are far more touchy-feely and up close and personal. So that was memorable, but still, I don't think I'll be there again anytime soon...



Maybe it was just a very quiet night, but when I stopped by there the place was dead--very few customers. Most of the girls seemed to be upstairs ($20 cover to go there). When I went up, I felt like "new meat". The instant I sat down I was hit on by girl after girl. A few were pretty nice, but most were just OK. The booths are a good option for privacy, but go for $70/hour (to the house). The girls' fees are on top of that.

Went to this club few days after Brass rail visit. We were there around 6:00PM on Friday. They had 10 girls and 7 of them were in the upstairs "VIP" area, one on stage and two of them hanging out by themselves. Went to the VIP area with a 21 yr old Canadian blond. Got three songs. Rate face 9, body 8, dance 7, contact 7.

The stage is too far separated by the bar. Different setup from US and other Canadian clubs.

Over all: Not recommended.


FYEO is located in downtown TO. Neighbourhood is pretty good.

I was at the bar at about 7pm. There was no cover, but there was a nominal coat check fee. There was also a bouncer who would then escort you to a seat and some would tip him as well.

The stage is large, but separated from the crowd as the bar is right in front of it. So if you sit in gyno row, you technically are not up against the stage, but rather sitting at the bar. There is also one VLT machine if you are interested.

Upstairs is the private dances. It costs $20 to go upstairs, but it is a one time fee. Many of the women seem to hang around upstairs, occasionally coming down in groups to meet some of the guys on the lower level.

The club was quite busy when I got there. Had LD from two ladies. Mileage was low, but it was a lap dance. Dances are $20 per song.

This club is located downtown and you will have to valet your car. It is free to do so.

This place is pretty classy and most of the girls are good looking. There are a few real hotties. The club has 2 floors, and upstairs is where most of the lap dances are done.

Contact is permitted, you can touch the girls where their thong does not go. Dances are $20 CAD each, and private lounge is available for $40/ hr.

All in all this place is clean fun with hot girls, and not too expensive. Enjoy.

This club is really more of a restaurant than a strip club. Their self-description describes the food and wine in great detail (they were even reviwed by the Toronto Star's restaurant critic!) and mentions the girls as an afterthought. This accurately describes the club's emphasis. Indeed, the stage is separated from the patrons by a relatively wide bar, so it's not possible to see the dancers very well off in the distance. Worse, the stage is poorly lit, which didn't matter very much, as there were few girls present (on a Saturady evening!) and there were long breaks during which no girls were on stage. At least the place was friendly and the ambience nice, and there was no cover charge, so we weren't bothered too much by the club's inadequacies and were able to depart for another, much better club.

This is a large, open club with main stage up front that allows open view of the entire place from just about anywhere. The private rooms are quite expensive, though the girls seem appropriately hot. A very international flavor - I had dances (several) from 4 girls and they all were from Europe or South America. I would go back but I believe other clubs in Toronto could be better value.

Went there first week of October--toured several other clubs in the Toronto/Niagara area. Have to say this was by far the best time--mainly due to the fact found the "diamond in the rough". After entering the club and advised can pay $20 to go upstairs (and advised against it) opted for $ 0 cover on main floor and was shown to table in front--tip bouncer or he gets mad! Drinks were a bit pricey but what do you expect from a strip club! Opted to go to the VIP area for $70 to the house for one hr rental. VIP area is large private glass booth--very nice. Dancer charged $265 for 1 hr but worth it--spent over 2 hrs and had a blast. Would have given it a 10 but buddy got hustled by a french dancer--said no to another hr and she kept working him and he said no again and she said he was already on for 15 min. for keeping her there while she hustled him--even the waitress worked it with the dancer by asking the dancer how much to add on to his credit card!!!

Kinda disappointed after reading two 7+ reviews of this club. WEnt on a wednesday at 9 pm and boy was this place dead -- First off you are required to check you coat at the door 2.25 cdn and the bouncer explains the way everyting works -- I may have misheard but i thought he told me it was 20 cdn to go to upper level. I had a drink (just one) 7.75 cdn for a Molson dry. The club itself is beautiful -- stage is set back and up behind the bar very classy -- lots of seating on the main floor and the VIP looks to be a good side. I saw rooms to the back and i wonder if those are the rooms the other posters talk about -

Now for the disappointing part -- i would say the woman , few in quantity at 9 pm on a Wednesday night were only 4-6's -- I did get offered a few times for dances - i know they are 20 cdn a piece but didnt take anyone up on the offer and I always like to try someone but the pickins were very slim-- Anyways took 30 minutes to drink my beer and it didn't improve so i cut my loses and headed to the brass rail.
Anyways, I give this club a six because i have to guess just by looking at it that some high quality dancers work there -- Someone told me it doesn't pick up to 10:30 or 11:00 -- so be wary but check it out

This is a place for those with big buck$ only. Yes. There is fun to be had here. Just don't expect it to come cheap. 12 dollar cover to get to the upstaris vip area might get you a leather couch to view the distant stage. There are some attractive women here... but also some real hustlers trying to get you to spend 70 dollars to rent a booth and the 200 per hour for her time. This place is very low mileage... so if you are okay spending a lot of money for the company of some good looking women... You will have fun here.

FYEO is one of my favorite clubs in North America. It is very upscale, but once you get to know the staff you can have as much fun here as in the best clubs in Tampa. Dances are all nude and cost only $20 CDN, which even with the declining US dollar is still a great deal. But the best action takes place in the "private rooms." These cost $60 for the room and $200 for the dancer, but IMO they are definitely worth it. I have received some of the most high mileage dances of my life here by some of the most beautiful dancers anywhere. I love this place and usually find a way to visit every evening while I'm in Toronto. Highly recommended.