the ultimate strip club list

September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

Went back for another try and things have gone downhill. The good girls appear to have left. One decent girl but the others were a loss. Fortunately she was good for lots of extras in the only real Champagne Room left in Ottawa. This is my last try for this place.

went back early this week. things are gettingbetter. there are more new girls and dancers from quebec with lots of extras in the vip. still some of the old girls, but the overweight special appears to be gone and replaced by better and younger talent.

This club was a dump when I last saw it...dirty and weak and aging talent. Boring. I went in last week and found a few surprises...new talent and younger (19), and lots of extra action in the Champagne.
The new girls are great, but it would be a better place if it lost some of the older and skanky regulars like FOXY, or should I say FATSY since she's carrying an extra 25 pounds under the layers of makeup and waddles through the club. Not really that old, just too many miles Or how about MIA...too many hard miles here and it shows.
In with the new and out with the old, and I'll be back.

Do not have many clubs to compare to as my experiences are limited to date. Had a good time.Not too much pressure and the women were hot - but not as hot as Spearmint Rhino which remains my favorite place (of the 5 or so clubs I have visited.

I get stopped almost every time I am in downtown Ottawa to check out barefax, so I ventured there, and to be perfectly honest, I wasn't that impressed. It also didn't help that there was that same man who asked me to check the club out, yelling at girls, clearly intoxicated, who were walking down Rideau street, telling them they should dance for him at BareFax. Not cool. The dancers were alright, yet I think some of them tried too hard. All in all, get rid of the lame promoter who canvases the downtown streets looking for customers and dancers, and maybe you may have a better reaction to the club.

I dropped by this club during the day and I have found several very attractive girls. I asked Sally, a very sexy Chilean woman for a dance. She provided me one of the best dances I have had in 5 years. Very sensual. A definite repeat.

In addition to Sally, another great girl is Lexi. Very beautiful and intelligent.

The wait staff is friendly, the atmosphere is great (the chanpagne rooms are upstairs and remote for the bustle of the club).

This a really nice place.

Excellent Strip club at night. The girls are very hot. During the day, the girls are still good but the dance every 3rd song. So you sit there for quite awhile waiting for someone to come on stage. The price of beer is good. The VIP rooms are comfortable and worth the $20. The food is not that bad either. The club is located in the by-ward market in Ottawa close to hotels, restaurants and shopping malls. The club is in a very nice location in Ottawa right by the Parliment buildings. I would definetly recommend bare fax as it is my favorite club in ottawa


I was in Ottawa for one night on business with some friends and was right downtown when we noticed this club on York St. I wasn't excepting much. Looked a lttle shady outside with a bunch of junkies and panhandlers but it was still in a very nice part of downtown just steps from Parliament. Anyway, we head upstairs and are pleasantly surprised that the cover's only $4. They also take your coat which is kinda nice. Luckily, there were some stage-side seats open since there was only one stage that evening. The place is two floors each with a stage. The lower floor has the bar. Lots of neon and mirrors but hardwood stage and it looks nice not really trashy. We sit down by the stage and out comes Britney (sp?), a brunette with very nice natural B tits and a great ass, probably about an 8 to most folks but I like them natural with some meat on their bones. She did a very nice dance. A little stiff but I'll tell you why in a bit. She actually takes off her panties first, which was weird to this American but very nice. Then comes the dress, and her body is just amazing. I was so enthralled. The moment she was done, I asked for a private dance. She said one more stage dance and she'd take me upstairs. So, I sat back down and watched Jenny, a really nice tall blonde with some nice fake Cs probably about an 8 as well. She also could move really well and was very sexy in an Eastern Euporean looking way. Britney came on again and I had myself a Labatt 50 while waiting. She finished and then I went upstairs with her. On our way, up she says this is her first night at Barefax because she used to work in Toronto and didn't do stage shows there. I say she was excellent. This was my one minor thing with Barefax, since most of the private rooms were busy, we had to walk around checkingt ham and you coul see what was going on. Nothing crazy but I didn't relaly need to see other guys doing their thing with these girls but that's just a minor annoyance. So, we find a room and it's $20 bucks a song pretty standard. Songs are typical short club songs but oh my was it worth it. She does a sexy strip while rubbing all parts of her body over me and I can touch her too, Everywhere except the goods below of course. I'm licking her nipples and kissing her stomach. Next song in, she starts grinding me and it feels good. I grind back and it's nice and hot. She's moaning along and I'm just on cloud nine with this girl. "I'm sucker for from behind," she said. We basically continue this for a total of three songs. I'm pretty much spent at this point but on our way out, I see one of my friends. So we go back in for a quick one song humpfest and it was just as good. Britney, you rocked my world and saved my Ottawa experience. Hopefully, I'll be back soon. Definitely check out Barefax if you're in downtown Ottawa. Good stuff.