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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Well Baby Dolls use to be a Bait Shop. Yeah worms, minnows, shiney poles and bobbers, and things that smell fishy. Not much has changed although they do serve liquor and have a pool table. The quality of dancers is normally low, 2 -4, although you get an occasional 8 in the place that needs fast cash under desperate circumstances. Since it does serve liquor then occasionally some of the Fancy's girls my come in before or after shift. There never has been a table dance area but makes it easier to turn down dance offers from one of those coyote ugly date types.

So there isnt much reason to recommend the place if your looking for good looking women and a hot semi private dance. But if you just want to hang out and show the wife what dancers look like so you dont keep gettin in trouble for chasing what she thought were little firm body hotties than this is your ticket to freedom.

Remember also that the club is in Valley Brook which makes its money from taxes on the clubs and tickets to freedom drivers who fail to realize to watch out for the cops, use turn signals and dont drive drunk. They sit at a distance and watch you come out and make you their meal ticket for the day.

This club has been remodeled since my last visit. It looks great, but it has one huge flaw. They lack dancers. I saw 3 the last time I visited. There were three this time. They really need some help.

I visited this club Monday, 12/26, I think between 6 PM and 7 PM (I had intended to stop at Albee's Valley of the Dolls, but it wasn't open, I suppose because it was the day after Christmas.). No one was dancing when I arrived and I stopped at the bar and got something to drink. Immediately an older dancer joined me and struck up a conversation. I was encouraged to buy her a drink, but I declined. I like to spend my money on lap dances and limit the dancer drink purchases. She assured me that she knew what she was doing when it came to lap dances and after making a deal for a pair of them we retired to one of the back corners near the stage. She definitely delivered and I left shortly thereafter a happy man. Both of the dancers that were there that night were probably in their early 40's and looked pretty good for their age. My dancer was experienced and playful in her dancing. I'd visit again, but I prefer the higher value down the street.

Well this club is not as bad as some clubs but still the dancers are much older, no privacy for a table dance and about the best reason to go here is to get your bar slumming card signed off or to hope to catch a Fancy's girl sneaking over for a shot.