the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

First time to this club and I have to say it was just OK. I don't think the fact that I visited on a weekday afternoon has anything to do with it. I've not been to any other clubs in the area so I can't compare but I was not impressed. Don't get me wrong, everyone there was nice and friendly. They didn't push the drinks too hard or hit you up for dances too much.

Weekday cover charge was $3.00. Afternoon special was longnecks for $3.25. Lap dances were $20 and there was plenty of contact. They offered more private dances starting at $70.00 but it was really just another dark corner of the club. The lap dances were topless which was a nice "touch".

Having grown up going to this club, I thought I would post a review to make sure that what happened to the guy who went there in January doesn't happen to others. NEVER buy a drink (especially a $50 drink) as soon as the dancers butt hits the seat. The bar-maids at this club do have it down to an art as you watch the dancer sit, they are there asking you to buy a drink.

Just tell them you want to think about it, ask them to give you a few minutes, or my favorite "I'm going to see if she can convince me". That way you can talk to the dancer and figure out what you're getting into.

This is a good idea no matter what club you go to, if for no other reason that you don't want to buy a drink and have a complete ditz sitting with you for 10-15 minutes while you're looking for more stimulating companionship.

The club is a good one, just don't buy a drink and THEN try to figure out what you get for it.

Went by here while I was in town today and it looks like it is closed for major remodeling. The asphalt in the lot looks brand new and there was a small semi delivering some booths or something. I hope it reopens as something much better with a little more privacy. In my previous visits there was quite a bit on the menu, including a delivery menu, but there was no privacy for those without nearby accomodations.

This club is horrible. It really isn't a strip club at all, from what I could tell, because I never saw a girl dance on stage during my brief time in the facility. I just returned from the club as I type this.

I read the previous reviews, and thought I'd check it out. I arrived at 5:15PM on Saturday, paid $4 to get in the door, then $2 for a coke, plus a $1 tip.

I only saw two girls in the whole building, and neither were on stage. One girl was sitting with someone, and the other came over and asked if I wanted to sit down. I said sure. So, we sat down, and the waitress immediately asked if I wanted to buy the "lady a drink." I asked, "How much are dancer drinks?" and she didn't know what I meant. I had to ask three times. This was a bit odd, since "dancer drink" is not an unusual term. She eventually told me they are $35, $52, $70, and so forth, on up to $600 or higher.

I remembered the previous review, regarding the $52 drink, so that sounded like something to try. I never buy dancers drinks normally, but I thought I would on this occasion.

I ordered the $52 dancer drink, and gave the waitress $60. She left, and I asked the girl how this all worked and what the $52 drink entailed. She seemed confused, and said it was how she is paid. I told her I understood that, but what happens for the $52. She still seemed confused, and said it was so she would sit with me.

I know that normally for an $8 dancer drink, or something like that, a girl will just sit with you for a while. But for $52???? So I asked more bluntly, "so, for my $52, we are just going to sit and talk?" She said yes. I said, "no lap dances at all?", and she said, "no, my time is valuable. Lap dances are separate." I couldn't believe my ears.

I was at a different club a few weeks ago, where for a $14 dancer drink, and NO additional tipping, the girl would sit on your lap and grind away and essentially give you a lapdance for about 45 minutes straight, while you fondled here wherever you want. I spent $36 in that club, and the girl was with me for four hours. And she was cute and seemed really happy that I would spend that on her. And most clubs I've been to charge $10 for full-contact grinding boob-fondling lapdances.

But here, this girl thought her time was so valuable that for a $52 drink, she would just sit with me, because she is worth so much. It was appalling. And she wasn't even very cute, but there just wasn't much to choose from.

I realised that I had made a horrible mistake, and decided to cut my losses. I told her I couldn't believe we were just going to sit there after I bought her a $52 drink. I got up and left.

I had spent a total of $67, I saw no strippers dancing, I saw no boobs, I touched no boobs, and I had been in the club a total of 15 minutes.

It is a colossal mistake to even walk into this building. DO NOT go into this club. You will be taken for a large amount of money in a short time, and probably won't even see a set of boobs for your efforts.

DO NOT VISIT THIS CLUB!!!!!!!!!!