the ultimate strip club list

September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

I rolled out on a Saturday eveining and hoped this place would be an enjoyable night out. Wrong. Only 3 dancers, only one other group of customers. Break songs between each girl. Cover was $5 and beer was $3. Not much to get excited about.

The girls were OK. Nothing more. One 42 inch TV showing a ball game and that was it.

There's not much else in the area so I would say it's OK if it's on your way to or from somewhere. I certainly wouldn't make a special trip for it.

One of the dancers told me that all the other girls had been to the lake all day and would be in later. It was already 11:00 so I didn't think this would materialize.

Again, don't make a special trip out for Hot Legs.

Went in on a recent Friday around 5:00. The place is under new ownership and management. There was no cover but there were no dancers either. The new manager offered us 50 cent draw beers until the first dancer showed up at around 6:00. I asked about a couple of girls that I remembered from Jan/Feb and the new manager said that they had to clean house for various reasons such as selling x. The new manager bragged about how they had cleaned things up including eliminating touching because the girls were not prostitutes. My buddy said bummer. We drank 3 or 4 draws and finally watched an unatteactive lady dance. I was the only one in the crowd of about 4 or 5 to offer her a stage tip. She came over and talked with us while we waited for the next dancer who never made it on stage so we slipped out of the place at about 6:30. Very dissapointing, I think the new management may have taken the club in the wrong direction. I dont plan a return visit any time soon.

I am honored to be the first to review this establishment on tuscl. I went there on a Wednesday at 5:30 PM and stayed for almost 2 hours. I would have to say it was a little better than expected for that time of day for that part of town. For those of you who don't know this part of Oklahoma the club is in Sand Springs which is a west Tulsa subburb and is primarily a lower middle class area. The metal building has been re-opened recently and the new owners have done a lot of advertising and some remodeling. The inside was decent, comfortable, and fairly typical for a strip club. The bar was beer only now but they expect to have their liquor license soon. $ 7.00 cover included your first drink and beers were reasonably priced. There was a semi-private area for lap dances and they cost $ 20.00 each. No negotiating for multi-dance discounts. There were 3 girls working. Dancer A had a big bottom and thighs but she had a pretty face, nice tits, and a great personality. Dancer B was pretty average but seemed to have a nasty streak to her. Dancer C was younger, very attractive (Barbie was her stage name), small tits, and not very talkative. My lap dance with the larger girl was great with good mileage and two-way contact. She recommended Barbie so I went that way next. To my surprise she was an even better lap with generous two-way contact. I lapped the girl I thought would be the wildest last but she did not allow two-way. Her grind was good but I would not dance with her again. All in all it was time and money well spent. Nice girls, no hustles, casual environment. I would think the girls get a little better in quality and quantity later in the night and on weekends. I plan on making a return visit soon.

I went her recently for the first time in a while. The club is still low quality but occasionally there are some dancers in the 6-7 range. Most are in the 3-4 range. VIP Laps are now $30 and high mileage can be had in the VIP area. You will also be pressured to by drinks and likely be straight up told what your $125 etc. drink will get you which is plenty if you are into that sort of thing. I got a couple very high mileage laps from a gal that I would rate a six but in the VIP she ranked much higher. All in all this club is a dive but probably the highest mileage club in Tulsa. Most gals in this club you will want to offer them money to put their clothes back on. However if you get lucky you may find a halfway decent looker. I have also never seen a crowd in this club dancers usually outnumber patrons.

Not a bad bar. Not a great one either. It is a neighborhood location which puts it out of the way for most of Tulsa. The women were average. Like most stripclubs like this there were mainly 6-7's and one 9 who got most of the attention. Beer was reasonable for a strip club. No alcohol other than beer. Didn't get a lap dance but my buddy did. Said it was no touching (surprise) but there was a lot of grinding on her part. We would return if we were in the area. I wouldn't drive across town to go there.


Retried this bar while on an Oklahoma business route. There were a couple of hotties on Saturday night. Wanted some attention from a very hot and tall blond but she only seemed interested in sitting in the corner with another dancer and the occasional visit to the ladies room to get high. Got too much attention from some overweight and ugly dancer. She tried the VIP/drink hussle with promises of nirvana behind the beaded curtain but I just wasn't interested. Had it been blondie the rating would have been much higher. Not worth a third try.

This was my second visit to this club. The first visit, about a year ago, was a real disappointment. The first time I went there were few girls, hardly pretty, all looked bored. I had not planned on going back at the time.
My second visit was much better. I got there about 11:30 and the place was packed. There were alot of girls about half of which were very pretty and few that just okay. There were a couple of girls that still looked bored when they danced and they didn't get much in tips as a result. The ones that were up there having a lot of fun got lots of tips. A couple of the girls never took off their tops and again didn't get much in tips.The shower show was a real snoozer. The bartender didn't hustle me for drinks. One of the girls I tipped wouldn't look me in the face- a real turn off. the second girl I tipped had a fantastic body, made eye contact and was fantascly sexy especially up close. The third girl, a very tall blond, was also very sexy, but didn't make eye contact as much as the second. All in all, the place has improved much, but all of the girls need that good customer service and a cheerful fun attitude will get more tips.

I had an hour to burn and some cash in my pocket and decided to try the Ritz. There was no cover but unfortunately, for me, the talent level was extremely poor at about 5:30 on a Friday evening. I watched one dancer and looked around the club for others and it seemed like everyone that I saw was overweight. The club was decent enough so I stayed for a couple of songs and then hit the road looking for fitter dancers.

Checked out this club on a Sunday night. they have a $5 cover charge, which seems to be the norm in Tulsa. A full liqour bar, which is a rarity here. On Sunday's they also serve a free buffet consistiing of fried chicken, potatoe salad and cole slaw.
On this night, there were about a dozen dancers on hand. Table dances were offered for $20 and cocktail purchases were also being pushed.
Two songs per set per dancer let you see the entire rotation in about an hour and a half, good if you like to check everyone out before picking out a dancer for a dance or a coctail.
One stage in the middle of the room with tables surrounding the area. Low key atmosphere and a big screen for ball games.
The dancers were energetic and seemed to enjoy what they were doing. Lap dances were low contact, I didn't go for the cocktail and VIP area which is also available.
A nice variety of dancers, and a nice place to spend a couple of hours.

A buddy and myself hit Cloud Nine at about 8:30 on a Friday night after stopping in at a couple of very lame clubs in the area. Cover was $ 5.00 and we had to sign in for some reason but they did not check ID's so I don't know what that was all about. Before we could find a seat we were quickly approached by 3 beautiful ladies who escorted us to a table. An older waitress asked if we wanted to buy the ladies a drink which we kindly declined after an explaination of the drink sham. A $ 40.00 drink gets you so much time with the girl plus 1 lap dance, $ 60.00 etc. We were there until about midnight and were never alone at our table so this is absolutely a scam. I only saw one poor sole buy a lady a drink all night. 2 of the 3 who sat with us stayed with us for about an hour or hour and a half. My buddy and I each sampled each girl in the lap dance area and both of these girls were very sexy and very athletic dancers. As others have noted, dances are performed against the walls in uncomfortable wood chairs. Contact is pretty much one way and both my friend and I had our roaming hands removed from girls by a bouncer more than once during the night. This and the fact that the club is really small are the only real drawbacks to Cloud Nine other than the waitress making attempts to sell drinks for the girls. The waitress was nice and flirty and took no well but it was still annoying. My buddy and I bought a few buckets of beer which were reasonably priced at $ 10.00 for a bucket of 5 domestic beers. One of the 2 girls that hung with us for the first hour was a solid 9 and was a great conversationalist (she knew exactly what to say to make a man horny). She told us all about her own sex life including the fact that she squirts when masterbating but has only squirted once with a guy (and was embarassed) and that she wants to experience double penetration but does not like big cocks so she may hire a female escort with a small strap-on to do the backside penetration while her boyfriend penetrates her from the front side. While chatting with the ladies was fun we enjoyed the "dollar dances" with all of the girls in the place even more. Once every hour they would play a song and you could get 6 to 10 mini-laps during the song for just a dollar each. What a bonanza of fast paced boobs in your face enjoyment. My buddy and I each dropped about 2 bills while in there and left at midnight broke but very satisfied. There were about 20 girls dancing and only 1 or 2 that I would not have asked for a lap if time and money would have allowed. I look forward to my next visit to Cloud Nine.

Visited this club back in February and had an excellent time. The dollar dances were a lot of fun and worth the wait as you get to sample a lot of the girls in a short period of time for just a few bucks. That enables you to find the girls that will give you the best dances.
I received dances from several girls that were well worth the money. Cloudy was very attentive and personal throughout.
The wait staff were low pressure and the atmosphere was great. I didn't like the small size of the place and wish there was more privacy but all in all it was a great trip and I look forward to going back soon.

It doesn't seem that long ago that a $20 private dance (often called a chair dance) in most of the strip clubs in Tulsa was nothing but air. Very slowly, true lap dances started creeping into the Tulsa scene. Cloud 9 was the first club I noticed to make the transition (Oddly enough, it's sister club, The Ritz, still seems to have little contact). The venue itself isn't great. It's small and ventilation isn't too good; sometimes the music is way too loud in the back. There is no private or semi private area for dances. They're done in a chair along the wall somewhere. Contact can vary greatly depending on the dancer. They position a bouncer in the back to monitor the dances during the night shift so if you want two-way contact, you're best bet is the day shift. Of course, the caliber of girls is lower in the day shift but some of those ladies are more hands on if that's what you are looking for. They still do the drink hustle at Cloud 9, but it's not as prevalent as The Ritz. However, it can be terribly frustrating when you want dances from a particular dancer and she is tied up for hours with a customer who wants to chit chat and buy drinks. I'll never understand why anyone would pay $100 to sit and talk but to each their own. As I already mentioned, this was the only club to get a decent lap dance in Tulsa on a consistent basis for some time. However, I believe a lot of the other clubs have caught up in some cases so Cloud 9's stock may be dropping.

I wanted to get away from the Xmas shopping crowds so I dropped in the Friday before Xmas. They had about 20 dancers working and the place was very lively. It is a smaller venue than most, but this worked to their advantage as it added to the 'excitement' factor. The dancers were working on 2 song sets on the main stage.
There was a buffet available until around 4 and this helps negate the minimal $5 cover charge.
Table dances were available for $20 and were performed entusiastically by the ladies that I saw.
I will definitely go back as the quality of dancers was very good for Tulsa. All of them were decent looking and they had a nice variety as to body types. IE, not everyone was enhanced, nor were they all rail thin. A good selection. Definitely on the doable list.

I went on a Wednesday night at about 11:00. The room is rather small; as you enter there is a bar on the right side of the room, and the stage is along that right wall in the center of the room. The rest of the room is full of small tables and chairs. There are no couches or booths, and no private or VIP area.

This was my first visit, so I sat down to get my bearings. A waitress came by to ask how I was doing; in retrospect, I realize she was asking if I wanted to spend time with (and money on) a girl. A dancer came to sit with me a few minutes later and the waitress came back to ask if I wanted to buy the girl a drink. They had a $40 option, a $75 option, and higher, and they each come with "free" lap dances, which are done in the open.

I ended up just going for a $20 lap dance with a girl named Haley. She was cute, not gorgeous, and despite the dance being done in the open, it was well worth it. It was at least two songs long, and a lot of contact.

In addition to her, there were probably ten dancers working, including some who were very attractive. It's worth a visit.

I think the quality of hotties here as dropped a little here lately.
However that quality of lap dances has definately gone up.
Most every gal working there is offering good contact. As is usual
in most clubs you will get a better dance from a 6 or a 7 then a 9 or a 10.
I recommend waiting for the dollar dance and see what they offer for their sales pitch
for a lap dance. I have been to high profile clubs in Dallas and Vegas etc. and your $$ will go pretty far at cloud nine by comparison and you will get as much mileage on your lap dances.

This is one of the better clubs in Tulsa. I visited the club in the afternoon after not being here for 6-8 months and was pleasently suprised at the number and quality of the dancers. They still push high priced drinks for the dancers, which is better to avoid. You can get more mileage just paying the dancer.

I've been to this club several times over the last 3-4 years and they usually have several dancers in the 7-9 range. They have stopped the cover charge in the afternoon and the 2 for 1 beer is kind of nice. There is no VIP area in the club.

Went to the club on Sept 13,2006. There was a $5 cover charge but you also must buy minimum drinks. There were a couple of OK looking ladies there, but DAMN... enough with the $152.00 drinks for the ladies. They were pushing them like crazy and the ladies would sit by you for 10 minutes and then they were out of there. Dont waste your time or money on this one...