the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

Arrived at 7:45 pm on Saturday night to a club that really is barely a step above a warehouse. Unbelievably there were no girls dancing, and the place was open since at least 6 pm. At least there wasn't a cover "yet". There were 8 customers at the bar, looking bored. One TV above the bar plus an 8 or 10 foot projection screen that was not impressive. Paid $5.25 plus tip for a small Absolute & tonic. At 8:05 (street time, not bar time) a dancer finally appeared onstage, and a few others started wandering the floor. A total of 4 girls working, none were above a 6.0. Not worth the wait. And after the first dancer finished her 3 or 4 song set, there was a break song without a dancer. And this tread continued after each girl. When are clubs going to realize this is a really bad idea? Also, the music was too loud in a poor attempt to cover up a crap sound system. Remember, this was prime time on Saturday night. In my VERY experienced opinion, this club is a waste of time, especially with places like Platinum Plus and Diamonds so nearby. Go there instead.


Man this club has run down. First of all they got rid of a lot of great girls and replaced them some cows from southern Ohio. RIdiculous. Other than that it is the same stuff you find at other clubs, brain dead bouncers and djs that think they are Johnny Wadd and there sh*t doesn't stink.

Went to the club on a Friday night. About a 8-10 girls. On stage show was hot. Didn't get a chance for any backstage dances. Girls were hanging out with their regulars. Their loss. I has some good money to spend on them. I feel if they want to work for it they should come around and socialize. Give this club a chance!

I thought I'd try this club out. In the end it turned out to be a BIG mistake.

After paying the cover I entered the club & I was immediately struck by the cheapness of the decor. It looked like the place was quickly thrown together for as little money as possible. It was about one & a half steps up from a bare walled warehouse. The music was, of course, too loud. The chair I was sitting in was adequately comfortable. The OJ I was drinking tasted decent & was not watered down.

I saw only four Dancers. 3 white ones & one Black one. The three white dancers were a weak 5, a weak 6, & a 6.5. The Black Dancer was the most attractive Dancer being a solid 7.

I tipped the Black Dancer a dollar during her set & asked for a dance after she was finished. She took the $1 and said yes. After her set was done she left the stage & walked right past me while showing me a finger as if to indicate she would be a minute. She went to bar and sat with a man for several minutes & then went to the dressing room. I waited patiently. When she came out of the dressing area she was dressed in her regular clothes & left the club. I could not believe it! What a BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Now many people would say get over it, it is no big deal that this Dancer brushed me off. I agree that it is no BIG deal. It is a SMALL deal. In the 11+ years that I have patronized strip clubs I have ALWAYS been polite, nice, & respectful of the Dancers. In return I expect at a bare minimum human common courtesy. I expect this whether I'm dealing with a Strip Club or with the BIGGEST Company in the World.

Just as I was about to leave the 6.5 white dancer came over to me & asked how I was. Well I told her that I was PISSED off! I said it was very rude of the Black Dancer to take the tip & agree to a dance & then just leave without a word to me. I told her that the behavior of this Black Dancer reflected very BADLY on the club. Now any business owner in the world will say that the behavior & appearances of people who work for their business or who represent it reflects on that business. The 6.5 Dancer said she was sorry about the behavior of the Black Dancer and didn't understand it & offered a VIP dance. I declined & told her that I didn't wish to give this club any more of my money because of how the Black dancer had acted. I then left.

Fortunately I was only out $7, $3 for the cover & drink & $1 for the tip. I will not return. I would have given this club a zero or a negative score if this was possible with the rating system here.