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a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

The first two reviews gave me a good feel for the club before I got there. Things were pretty much as I expected. The Oriental motif is a bit odd but who's looking a lanterns and dolls at a strip club? Cover was $5, Crown and water was $6 and dances were $10.

The ten dancers ranged from a couple of bad right on up to pretty damn hot. There was a fat chick that I thought was heinous but she was about the busiest dancer there. There was a blonde that was about an 8 with nice Cs giving really good Stevies at the tip rail. There was a damn cute Asian girl, I'm kicking myself I didn't get a dance from her.

As mentioned, the lap dances happen right in the main area, around the parameter. So if you're tired of the stage show, you can watch lap dances. It's kinda hard not to. And of course everyone else will be able to watch you. The owner had on some thick rimmed Elvis glasses and he was DJing. He birddogs the lap dances. The last chair near the women's restroom is about the best spot.

That's were I made sure my princesses and I ended up. She was a long legged petite body black hottie. I had my hands on her legs and hips most of the time but she did allow some fondling. She was keeping a good eye on Elvis. She let me lick and suck her nips a few times. It didn't seem like other guys were getting the mileage I got and I didn't get much.

So the club was ok, the girls were hot but the mileage was low and slow.


The oriental theme starts with the name and goes down hill quickly. But the place is clean and laidout well (7). There were 7 girls rated 3 to 8 (6). The stage dances were sexy (8). The LD's were good contact with good grinding and two way touching all except the three vital spots. This would be an 8 or 9 rating but the LD's are in the main bar area (6). The first thing I noticed on entering was a large yellow sign with red letters on the wall next to the stage: NOTICE- IT IS ILLEGAL FOR PATRONS OR DANCERS TO TOUCH EACHOTHER, etc, etc. When the girl took my hand to lead me the LD she told me to sit in a chair under the sign. I asked about the sign, her reply, 'What sign?'
7+8+6+6=27/4=7 rating

I was in the area on business and decided to give this place a look. It had limited hours of 9 pm to 2 am and generally while on business I prefer to hit a club a bit earlier than that.

The door to this club remains lock and you have to press a door buzzer to be let in. I have not come across this before, but it was interesting. The owner stated that it allowed him to screen who he allowed into the place. Once inside the club was very small with one stage that had a single poll. There was an attempt to create an oriental theme, but the result was kind of cheap and cheesy.

The staff consisted of a bartender and the owner that also was the DJ. Both of them were quite pleasant and made me feel welcome. I did not see any security in here at all. I am told that the only top out in this club is for the bartender. Definitely a plus for the dancers.

There is no private area for dances and they were done in a back corner of the club for all to see. This was a big negative in my mind.

The dancer quality was not good overall. There were 6 dancers on this friday night and 3 of them were in the 1 to 2 range. Two of them were in the 5 to 6 range. One of them (Danielle) was a knockout. Her presence was what made the evening worthwhile. She was an interesting and very sexy 33 year old lady. I had a very nice time. Definitly worth some private dances (too bad there was not a VIP room). She was also much too classy for this establishment.

As a whole I gave this place a 6 as it did have some nice things about it. It was a nice place to have a drink as the hosts were friendly. If that is what you are looking for then the $5 cover is worth it. If you are really looking for some good dancers. This is not the place. I would not be interested in coming in here again unless I knew for sure that one particular dancer was on that particular night.

had a chance to visit this club last weekend, and i was quite impressed.....when you walk in, you think to yourself, "what a dive!".....you have to be agressive here if you want a dance, and the girls don't generally walk around looking for dances, they can usually be found at the bar with a drink in their hand.....once you do get a hold of one, a dance is $10 for about a 6 minute dance.....the dance itself is damned impressive for a strip club in ohio.....all the grinding you could ask for with a bit of rubbing and heavy breathing through the pants.....all in all, i would have to rate this club quite high.....