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a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

This place is ok. stopped buy during the afternoon a while back (summer) a few girls were working all were cute but a little biger than your average dance. one was new and was up on stage practicing while i was getting a lap dance (only customer). when i came out i tipped her for the effort because she was really enthusiastic. after her dance she sat with me for a while the dj announced a 2/30 since more people had shown up. i said what the heck. didn't even have to try for mileage she didn't have any tricks yet so grinding was all she knew. ended up spending 70 just to keep her going. I was so turned on i forgot the free shirt that the dj through in the both for the 2/30. she got another for me and signed it Channell was her name. haven't made it back but i will look her up if i ever do.

I stopped in a Saturday, I've passed this place for years without visiting, so I had to stop this time. It was a Saturday night very early, actually way too early about 6PM. Nothing was going on here, there was only one other patron and two dancers out. I thought what the heck, I'll get a lap dance just to help out the girls... Mileage was on par with Scarlets who owns this place. But the quality of dancers was subpar both were about a 5. I knew that Oregon was a small town but I didn't realize nothing is going on before 10PM. I've been in worse, so I should say the club was at least average with one medium size runway and a number of smaller tables sorrounding it. If a 8 or 9 was working and had a outgoing personality I probably would have given it a better rating.

Stopped in there yesterday about 6:30pm. There were four or five guys there. Still charged $5 cover charge. Got a bud light in a bottle for $4, which was the happy hour price. You are still able to smoke in the club. Unfortunately, the quality of the girls has gone down. I did sit with someone, bought her a drink, and had a couple of dances from her. She was white, late 20?s, with a lot of hips and ass. She was nice enough to talk to, but the dances didn't come with that "extra sensuality". Because I am not up there more than a couple times a year, I will give it another shot, but my expectations will not be high.

This club makes you appreciate other clubs. As you may be aware, Ohio now has a smoking ban at practically all Ohio businesses. This club does not enforce this law, so enter at your own risk.

We were there on a Tuesday evening before 7. If there is less than 3 girls they will let you in with no cover. The two girls that were looking were 5's at best.

No drink specials.

The only reason I gave it a 4 was due to the club is clean. My advice go somewhere else.