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a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I think most reviews here have described "The Back." Let me tell you a bit about the other half, the overlooked and under appreciated "The Front."

Decor wise its a bit worn and faded. I'm no interior decorator but one might call it tacky. Restrooms are ok. Stage might have been fine during a previous heyday, but it is way too big for current slowdown in customers (last BIG nite i remember was the nite b4 thanxgiving 2006). The pole needs to be reinforced. I'm afraid it might come unattached leading to a dancer injury.

But you aren't interested in this.

The good: I read a statement on the discussion board questioning the xistence of $5-10 dances. Well, that's what they are here--$5!!! Granted, this is a bikini bar. But its worth a trip. Don't forget that some young women do look great in bikinis! Of course, dancers come and go. If you are lucky, you'll find someone you like. I have. Lately, there's been one here who has kept my attention. And its SO AFFORDABLE!

Bc alcohol is served here, (by a smokin' hot bartender some nites) you can get yourself ready to go to The Back, if needed. Or get ready and warmed up w/some bikini dances. Privacy is not xceptional, but I haven't found any "air" involved.

No entry fee during happy hour. $3 after that (9pm?). Talent arrives about that time. If you pay in Back they'll stamp your hand to get you into Front.

10 for price
10 for my fav dancer
1 for allowing smoking

average those for a total score of:

7





Very interesting club. I went there on a Thursday night around 9pm. The place is very small. There were 4 dancers and only about 4 customers. One dancer was very hot, one was overweight and the other 2 were in between. I hung out for about an hour until the 1 hot dancer was on stage. I bought 4 private dances from her. Private dances are only $10 and you pay upfront. The lapdance booths are very small and semi-private, but since the place wasn't very crowded this wasn't as issue. The dancer let me touch her anywhere and offered BBBJ for $60. I took her up on the offer and finished with a CIM. So, the lapdance was great and deserves a 10, but if that one dancer hadn't been there, the place would be a 5 at best.

I stopped in just after midnight to see what the new rules in Ohio had on the club. The approach seems to be wait and see. The doorman feels the pressure, if and when applied, will come from Columbus or the County and not from the village. Since the new law provides funds from the state for enforcement to the townships or cities it makes one wonder who is going to complain.

The door man said that one change they made was no touching the nude dancers while on stage. Most of the dancers on stage kept clothing on and just moved the gstring aside and opened up their tops. Prior to the change the dances were completely nude.

6 or 7 dancers ranging from 5 to 9.

I felt the lap dances were the same as before. YMMV depending on the tip. 10 per dance to the house for a ticket. My experience from a tall, slightly older black haired dancer was as good as South Florida clubs such as Booby Trap in Pompano. I won't say the dancers name because the new laws have a 6 foot rule and no touching. No cameras or bouncers interfering.

So enjoy while it lasts.

My Tuesday visit at about 8:20 lived up to expectations. There were about 5 patrons and only 3 dancers. The club only opened at 8 so I would expect more dancers later in the evening. I rated the girls a 5, 7 and 8. The 8 had a perfect body but nipple and belly piercings are not my thing.

Songs are long...4 to 5 minutes each. A buck gets an up close and personal nude dance right in front of you. I bought a couple private nude dances from Alicia. A long, completely nude dance is only 10 each!

Tips are greatly appreciated. She started by mounting me on the chair and riding me like we were having sex. That was as close to the real thing as one can have in a club. No extras were offered or asked for. They really were not needed. Touching (2 way) was permitted and encouraged.

The only reason for a 9 was only 3 dancers. I sure hope the Ohio law is repealed in November as this club is one of a kind and will not survive the proposed rules.