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a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

This place has really gone down hill since last summer. Drink prices were always high but atleast they used to have some great looking girls, not anymore. Plus the place has always been way too small, take a half dozen friends with you and the place will look packed. The last dance I got was all air, which is crazy for a place like this. Before the new law "extras" were possible at times, not anymore. That was the last straw for me. Unless your just stuck in town and can't get out you'd be alot better off going to Toledo or MI.

I stopped in on a Monday night as I passed through the area. There were three ladies working, but not too ambitiously. The bartender was by far the hottest woman there; she would have improved the dance crew 100%. Had a couple dances from one lady, no enthusiasm on her part to please. Had another dance from another lady that enjoyed pleasing me.
The club was not too smoky, which I appreciate.

This club is on the east side of town just outside the city on state route 20. It is kind of a expensive club charged me $15 for cover and then it is BYOB you give your beer to the bar tender then buy it back from them at like $4 or $5 a piece, something like that. The girls are pretty average looking, with a few gems now and again. The one nice thing about this club is that is one of the few places that I know of in NW Ohio that still books feature dancers on a pretty regular basis.

They use to advertise in the local paper but don't seem to anymore if you want to know who is feature dancing you either have to call or drive by the club; they always have it posted on the marquee on the side of the building.

One last thing, the dances are pretty tame although I have been told by other guys that higher mileage can be had just depends on the girl, but I did not see anything like that when I was in there but as always YMMV.

All in all I would only recommend this place if you are stuck in Fremont with nothing to do, or if they are featuring a penthouse pet or p*rn star you like. Otherwise there are better clubs up in Toledo & Detroit.

Cheers-


I was in Ohio for a few days, in the middle of nowhere, and I decided to go to a strip club but was concerned that there might not be so many girls, in view of the sparseness of population in the area. A friend assured me, they'd be a "ton of girls" at the nearest club, Club Rog. So, on a Saturday evening, I put in the effort to find this place, on the far eastern edge of Fremont.

On arriving, my first glimpse inside Club Rog was of the fattest stripper I've ever seen, about 225 pounds. My second glimpse made the previous sentence obsolete; it was of the new fattest stripper I've ever seen, about 275 pounds. I managed to somehow look past these behemoths to see the stage, which was empty. So I asked the bartender if any girls would be dancing on the stage. But before the bartender had a chance to answer, one of the behemoths said, "We dance on YOU." Just then the solid steel bar stool beneath her let out an agonizing creak from the strain of its massive load. I couldn't help but imagine my considerably-less-than-solid-steel member under the strain of this woman dancing on it.

But my evening improved significantly when three other girls emerged from the woodwork, two of whom, Jade and Teeny, were quite beautiful. Teeny, five feet tall and less than 100 pounds, I should add, was particularly appealing. She also had quite an exotic appearance, with multiple piercings, black make-up, and a goth look (but without the depression), which was fun. Both did nice stage dances, but the buzz was immediately killed when the stage creaked and sagged under the weight of the other two aforementioned chubbies (and a part of me started to sag badly as well). The club just wasn't large enough to find a seat far enough from the stage during these "dances." It was clear that the only hope for a nice evening would be private dances from Jade and Teeny. Which they were more than happy to provide, and the club nicely offered numerous two-for-one private dance offers to help. Contact was one-way, but constant, and Teeny was especially good. So, despite my first (and second) impression, I had a nice time at Club Rog.

But Club Rog did not have a "ton of girls" - it was more like half a ton. And I think it would have been much better off with only a quarter of a ton.