the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

Went for bachelor party w/in 5 minutes had a double lap dance. This was before the new OH law and all dancers were full nude. I know it was different w/me being a bachelor but super friendly, and private rooms were a treat. Highly recommended.

If you get there early enough, they do have 2 for 1 lap dances. The BYOB is great b/c you can run across the street for more alcohol.

The only drawback is seating is sporadic especially when it gets really busy.

I arrived at Vanity at about 9:30 last night. I paid the $15 cover to a bouncer (the door girl hadn't arrived yet) got my hand stamped and went in. I stopped at the "bar" (it's a BYOB club) and ordered a $6 bottled water and $6 chicken tenders (the food is pretty good).

There were about ten girls working and twenty customers when I went to take my seat. The girls ranged from 5-7 with perhaps one 8. The girls do three-song sets on the main stage (no poles, too dark, too much fog) and sets whose length I couldn't determine on the satellite stages. The were a few guys sitting at the stage tipping
but most were sitting well back in small groups with their alcoholic beverages on ice.

I was approached by two dancers working together who tried to get me to buy time in the Skybox ($600/hour). I didn't do that but I did end up getting dances from both of them. The dance special that night was "buy two get the third free." They run dance specials every night from the time they open until they've sold a certain number of dances. The specials usually end between 11:00 and midnight. The first dance I had was with the possible 8. It was a good low mileage dance, typical for the club. By the time I had the second dance with her friend, the special had expired. I was told that the dances now cost $25 and was asked how many I wanted. I told her that I wanted three, the same as with the other dancer. Her dance was so bad (it was all air) that I only ended up getting one with her. I left the club right after that.

I've saved the worst for last. The dances in the VIP room are no longer nude. The girls now wear pasties and only remove their tops.

Was here about a week ago. On a weekday night, the place was very quiet. Not too much of crowd. The ambience was very good. The place was clean but it indeed is pricey for what it offers. The women were very plastic. Lots of make up and an LD for $30 no contact literally - meant the money was wasted. Most of the women were not of the pushy kinds but then, the ones that were good were pretty much hanging around the same tables.

This is a BYOB club. There is a cover charge ($25 for the first time) and you cannot get One Dollar Bills anymore. Any change you ask for is in 2 Dollar Bills. You can get one dollar bills from the restroom attendant though (Tip him please). This is no longer a High Mileage Club.

Most of the women were already drunk and were uninterested while dancing. Very Very loud music (sometimes jarring). I still give it a 6 due to past glory. I am probably gonna go again to see if it was a one off day when the place didn't rock.

I wouldn't recommend this place. It was too foggy and the fog obscured the dance stage. Then, the girls all had colds and were sitting around by the bar. The VIP looked whack.

I went there because a hockey player had gotten into trouble there and I wanted to see what it was all about. It was really expensive, and I didn't feel like the value was worth it.

The girls also were really stuck up and wouldn't talk. You had to sit there for a couple of minutes while the song ended and there was no conversation.