the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

2 instead of 1, because they have hot water in the bathroom, and a real door, not a curtain.

When was the last time a stripper stood on the arms of your chair and yelled at you? These dancers were not hot, just lukewarm, and not too nice. Okay, I had a bit to drink, but c'mon! Not only were the girls intimidating, the crowd was rough. Imagine walking in the room and everything goes quiet, and everyone is staring at you? I wasn't wearing a dog turd as a necktie. Don't think I'll be returning soon. Usually I like to give favorable reviews, but a true journalist has to be realistic. We'll find another Columbus club to recommend.

Yikes. Was bored and a bit tipsey on a Thursday, decided to try this club out. Nothing but gang bangers for clients, and scary, scary women dancing that night. The number of girls was limited, and there apperance was, to be nice, "rough" They also seemed much more interested in talking to their boyfriends/friends at the small, non alcohol serving bar, than they did mixing with the 3 customers. The private booths seemed anything but private. Also, usually there are bouncers who are a pain in the ass, this club did not have bouncers, and imho they were needed. The club had an overall feel of being dirty and dangerous, and not in a good way. May have been a bad night, but there are safer and more enjoyable alternatives in Columbus.

I arrived at this club at 9:30PM, Thursday evening, August 31, 2006. The parking lot had a couple of cars in it, but must have belonged to employees. I entered the club, paying my $8 cover charge. I sat at one of the tables and was waiting for a soft drink or something of a non-alcoholic beverage to be served. I noticed a dancers drink and LD chart on the table and read it. Dancers' drinks ranged from $10 on up. VIP room charge for $200.

I noticed two black dancers, one getting on stage shortly after I arrived, as I was the only customer there. Both dancers rated in at 5, at best, in appearance, but with less than desired bodies.

I noticed some draped VIP booths which could provide decent privacy, where LDs are probably performed. I felt kind of 'icky' sitting there by myself, just waiting to be targeted by an ugly dancer, so I departed the club 10 minutes later at 9:40PM, spending $9, and rating this joint a 4. The joint might be a nice hang out for regulars and may provide mileage to specific customers, but I wasn't willing to hang around and test the dancers out. Probably will never return again.

This place, in my opinon, was a less than average strip joint. Out of the 4 girls dancing the night i went, only one of them was attractive (though i am rather picky). One was very overweight and not at all attractive, and unluckily for us she was the most generous with her performances. The one dancer we payed close attention to was beautiful and could really handle a dance. She was very nice and her private dances were great. This club was rather small and did not seem to have much upkeep. Overall, I would give the girls a 6 and the atmosphere a 5.