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a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Nice club, but coked-up dancers are WAY too aggressive. When I declined a dance, the ugly dancer (the only ugly one BTW) asked "If you don't want a dance, what the fuck are you doing here?" I had to explain that I just didn't want a dance with HER and she knocked my beer over.
Nice.
I won't return

There's nothing really special here, just another midwest strip club. Maybe 15 dancers here on Wednesday nite, all about 6-8. Everyone is nice enough, no one got huffy when I refused dance offers.

Club has a 30 foot stage, and two girls at a time were making use of it. None of them really dance much, instead just going around the edges looking for guys to tip them. Plenty of VIP rooms that actually are kind of private.

The bar area is very nice. Has lots of good big screens for sports.

The Other Paper usually has ad that can be used for free admission. If you spend any money at all, mgt will sometimes give you free admission cards if you ask.

Arrived about 8:15. Sparse crowd-maybe 10-12 guys and 3-5 visible dancers. More dancers appeared during my stay. They ranged from 6-8. While this is a nice place, which is why I rate the club high, the dancers are hard to get to talk to. They walk around, but never seem to stop. I'm not that ugly! They hang out with certain groups or themselves, but do not appear to be trying to make money until that 2 for 1 song comes on. I have been here many times over the last 5 years, but this is probably my last time. I was there for over an hour, had one girl sit with me (a 7 that did nothing for me), drank 2 beers ($5.50 each) and watched the Red's game (that didn't turn out well either!). The club has potential. I have been here and spent over a $1,000 and been here and walked out without spending anything. Trust me, it isnt' the Ohio laws that prevent me from spending the money. It is the girls' lack of interest in making it. If I was an owner of this club, I would want the girls circulating and getting more dances, especially if the club gets a portion of the dance fee. Perhaps the club just makes their money off of the door fee, drinks and food. Whatever - I am ready for a road trip!

Stopped in on a Friday about 2 weeks ago. Arrived around 8:00. Only about 7 dancers and about 8-10 customers. The "10" brunette was on stage and coming off as I got in. Never saw her again. Always my luck! Waitress service was excellent as always. Met a new waitress on her first night. Very cute, great smile. Sat down. An attractive "7" redhead came and sat down across from me. We talked a while, uptime came and I got 2 dances from her. Enhanced boobs. A nice time, but nothing to write home about. Went back to my booth. A little while longer, another girl (a 6 to me) sat down. I have seen her in the club for at least 4 years. The only one who I can recall has been there that long. I have no interest in her, and I never get a dance from her. But she sat down. After a long silence, she finally got the hint and moved on. Unfortunately, nothing else caught my eye besides the brunette and the waitress (and I wasn't going to get a dance from her tonight). So I left for a different club, tipped the waitress $20 to make her night and went on. Still a very nice club - safe, great waitresses, very comfortable. Dancer quality tonight was a little low. Value was decent since I got in free with a coupon, but drinks are a little high - normal for a strip club, and dances are expensive unless you get the uptime. Still, I will be back because of the quality and quantity of dancers.