the ultimate strip club list

September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

This place seems like a biker bar or neighborhood bar with a few go-go dancers. I would not call it a strip club. It is small and run down with a very small parking area in back. There seems to be a regular crowd sitting at the bar and if you are not a regular, you will probably feel like everyone is staring at you. The drinks may be cold, but I didn't take time to find out due to the atmosphere. The proposed 6-foot rule in Ohio should not affect this place. Don't waste your time trying to find the parking lot.

This is a small club with the stage in the middle behind the bar. The parking is not good, the dancers are not that attaractive and seem uninterested. The only good part was there is no cover and the drinks are reasonable. I would not reccomend. There are better clubs in the general area.

About 2 weeks ago, I stopped in at Rumors in the early evening. This was my third trip here in about a month.

Red, the bartender and four remaining dancers were still here at about 11:15PM when the last male patron left. I asked Red if she would like me to leave so that they could close the bar up early and go home. She responded by... "Either that or I'll lock the door and we can all get naked and party". This is no bullshit! I asked her if she was serious and she was. Of course she told me I would have to continue buying the girls $20 drinks during that time. After thinking about it and never having the opportunity to be locked in a strip club/bar with naked dancers, I opted for the invitation, limiting the girls and Red to 3 drinks each.

Well, true to her word, after she locked up the doors, the girls and her disrobed completely (a couple of the dancers I'd preferred not be seen naked) LOL. I disrobed to my briefs and they sat a chair in the center of the very small stage and had me sit on it. I felt like a 'bachelor' at a bachelor party. The dancers would come up to me.... and 'cencored' ---- 'censored' ----- 'censored'. Use your imagination is all I can say. I refuse to go into detail because I want to protect all who were involved.

Needless to say, about 40 minutes later, I was TOTALLY exhausted!! All of us had a great time and I felt very honored to have taken part in the festivities.

This kind of action was a 'first' for me, as I had never been locked inside a bar with so many women. Although I spent about $300 in drinks, the experience was well worth it. I'd probably do it again, if I had that kind of money to BLOW again.

I'd been back one time since, but only stayed couple of hours while being 'manhandled' by my favorite dancer.... thanks Alice!

The bartender and dancers keep a very close eye on incoming patrons and if you're not known, activities tend to cease or lower somewhat. By becoming a regular, you ALWAYS get PREFERRED service, that's for sure.

BTW, this is not a regular strip club, more of a 'hole-in-the-wall' type establishment, where hands roam free both ways and even some more.......

I decided after months and months, to check out Rumors, arriving about 5:30PM. Buckeyejohn56 described this place pretty accurately, other than the bar having only 1 pool table. There is no lap dance area or VIP lounge, therefore don't expect any lap dances here.

Rumors is a neighborhood type bar (some would call it a dive). There is a long bar on the right as you enter, a very small 6" elevated dance stage to the back left, with two brass poles in the center. The dancers ask for a dollar which covers 2 songs for the jukebox. Most dancers will dance to both songs. Their looks are considerably low to strip club standards, ranging from 4 to 6. Most of them have good size bellies on them and huge tits.

There were about 5 dancers and one other customer when I entered. The customer was having a good old time, buying drinks for most of the dancers...... at $20 a pop. Within 5 minutes of my arrival, a fat dancer named Cindy came up to me at the bar and started groping the family jewels. She asked me if I would buy her a drink, which when I asked the cost, was $20. I hesitated at first, but started enjoying her valuing the "jewels", so I gave in and she ordered a beer.

Other dancers started coming up to me, after they found out I was a 'chump' to buy dancer drinks, and I felt my balls were like billard balls, as the girls wanted to keep 'racking' them!! A Philipino dancer by the name of Kayla sat on the other side of me. Kayla was 48 years old, long black hair, pretty face, probably a 7 for her age. She had small breasts but very very large nipples that stuck out far enough that you could hang ringed keys on.

It wasn't long before Mr Happy's head started protruding from my trousers' waistband which seemed to increase the mileage. I ended up spending more $$$ than expected, but each of the dancers got introduced to Mr Happy in the flesh.

Like mentioned in previous reviews, this is really not a strip club, but a jack shack, which can be fun too. Once the girls and bartender got to know me, I was within the "in crowd". The only time open 'mileage' was tamed was when a customer that noone knew came in the bar, which was not that frequent. When I say 'open mileage', I mean there were times when two dancers were fondling Mr Happy and his brothers.

If your looking for a short time to get a beer or drink and experience 'friskiness' from some so-so dancers, this is your place, otherwise, keep on driving. Don't spend too much money here hoping for more mileage, as I wasn't able to locate any spot in the bar where privacy could be had for ultimate mileage..... however the bartender did mention to me during "play" that she was OK with what the girls were doing to me. Maybe some of the dancers take more advantage in the 'open' pool room, which is divided from the bar, but still walled with mirrors. Too risky for me to chance that. You won't find pasties on the dancers which is nice, as they like to pull their boobs out for comparison. If you're a smoker, feel relaxed, as patrons and dancers smoke inside, with ashtrays and all. I suppose the bar pays the fines if caught by state health inspectors.

I ended up departing Rumors about 900PM, a couple of C-notes short, but had a good time all in all.

This place runs hot and cold. There is no cover, the dancer drinks run 20-40-60 etc. I think I paid $5 for a rum and coke. The dancers varied in age 21 - 40. The looks ranged from a 3 - 6. The bar is nothing special. They have a small dance floor with chairs around it and some pool tables. It appeared that the dancers spent more time trying to get drinks than dance. However, I must say it seemed as you buy more drinks mileage increased. If you are looking for 8-10 type woman this won't be your spot. I think if you like average dancers, high mileage and are willing to spend to spend some $$$$ you can have some fun.

As I mentioned before, the mileage seems to increase with recognition. Last week, I went to the club and I wasn't there more than 5 minutes before one of the ladies asked me if I had brought condoms with me. I think that pretty much says it all. Unfortunately, the one who asked was one of the least attractive women in the place. On any given night, there is usually about one out of five that I would want to be seen in public with. However, in a dark quasi-private bar...

I went back to this place yet again. Each time I visit, the mileage seems to go up. Most of the girls are still not much to write home about but sometimes there will be one or two cute ones in the mix. The plan is to drink enough so it doesn't much matter. There doesn't seem to be any limit regarding the options available for a good time.

This is not a traditional strip club by any means. There is virtually no dancing, however, there is definitely a drink hustle. Dancer drinks cost $20. If you buy enough of them, the dancers will usually show their gratitude. It takes going there for a couple of nights for the dancers to feel comfortable and "open up" to you. Unfortunately, the girls are not all that attractive, but their attitudes at least partially compensate.

Rumors is a dive bar in a block of run down stores. I went on a recent Monday night. There were a few customers (old guys), and a couple of girls, maybe quality of 4 or 5. There is no cover, and the place is small, consisting of a bar down one side, and a small dance stage opposite. While I was there, I had one reasonably priced ($5) drink, the dancers conversed with the old guys, nobody went on stage, and nobody said hello to me. Some clubs in Columbus seem to persist despite their best efforts to create an uninteresting time for the customers, and this is one of them.

This place has a feel more like a neiborhood bar. There is no cover but there were not that many dancers. They had one girl who had no business in this business. However, they did have several oriental girls, (Philipino I think) that were hot. The drinks (rum and coke) was $4.75. Dancer drinks start at $20. I spend an hour or so there talking to one dancer and the mileage was OK especially for Columbus. It's definately not a high class bar but has potential.