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a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

For some reason I always come here on Wednessday nights, and from what I hear, this a typically a busy night for DG. I have been to a few other columbus clubs, vanity and cols gold, and I have the most fun at this one. The club is moderate in size. It has one large stage with three girls, and a buffet room on the side. There is seating around the stage and then small tables all around. There is also apparently a VIP room/lounge for those with more cash.

There were 10-15 girls and a fair amount of guys. The ratio was overall fine. Dancer quality was average. There were a couple lookers in the 7-8 range, but a majority were average looking. Not a lot of augmentation here, and the majority were white. One asian girl who was on the mature side, and only one black girl.

Dances are on the pricey side- $40. The club compensates by giving "up time" which is two for one. LD's are in private rooms that are monitored by cameras. Mileage is overall tame but they are definately not air dances.

In short, it is a decent place to hang out with guys. The girls are fun and not pretentious. You will be approached for dances but they are not pushy. Not a great place for value and mileage, but nonetheless, a decent place to hang out with the guys.

This is the first time I visited this club since it has changed it's name to Dreamgirls. First off I must say there is no way you could miss this club on Cleveland Avenue, it is lit up like christmas tree with cheap looking pink neon.

On entering the club the first thing I noticed was that the three smaller stages were removed and a new large stage was added with three poles. The decor was very good, as well as the layout. The club definitely has potential, since was packed, with hardly a place to sit. You would think with the large crowd that a lot of action would be going on with the dancers. Unfortunately, for the most part the dancers stayed in the back.

Of the seven dancers I saw on stage and the the others I saw brief glimpses of in the back, only four were what I would consider a 7 or above.

The dancers also didn't work the club at all, in fact when uptime was called only five dancers out of the 15 or so who were working actually went out and asked customers if they wanted a dance, the rest hid in the back.

The owners also seem to be trying to make their money not on dances, but on drinks, which were about 30% higher than other clubs in Columbus, and if you wanted a soda, it was severely watered down, and at $5.75 way over priced.

The crowds were also were on the young side and a bit uncontrolled, so after about 20 minutes I finally bailed out and went to Kahoots, where the dancers were a lot better, in fact only one of the dancers in Dreamgirls would stand a chance competing with the dancers Kahoots has.

I don't know the woman's name but was a brunette, about 5'6", with short hair, natural breasts, and a fairly fit muscular body. The only classy looking lady at the club, and definitely very popular. Still she isn't enough for me to want to frequent the club, especially based on how bad the club is run and the type of clients.

If the club can would hire some better dancers and get the dancers to work the floor, lower the drink prices, and gain a little better control of the crowds, it would be one of the top clubs in town. It definitely is one of the better looking clubs, but needs a bit more polish.

Arrived to find 10 dollar cover was waived because I am military so that was cool. This place has an all you can eat food buffet which is actually pretty decent for what it is. The girls here rank about a 7 overall...few 9's and a few 5's too. I got the uptime special which was 2 lap dances for 40 and you get a free drink and a free porn video...lol. My dance was good but they do have cameras in every booth and as soon as I put my hand on my girls ass,I was staring a bouncer in the face warning me to watch my hands. Kinda killed the moment but the girl was sympathetic to the interruption and made up for the interuption by grinding me for a solid song and a half. All in all,i'd come back but I wish the dances you get werent so strictly hands off.

went in on monday april 28th. the décor has not changed. it is still a nice place to hang and the are lots of tvs... some showing sports and othes showing the dancers. the dancers were average and there wer about a dozen working. there were two really cute girls with small chests, a good handful of average to scarry girls, and one hot blonde with a great fake rack. amanda, the blonde, approached me as soon as I sat down for uptime dances... two for 40. I took her up on it and she was great. I asked if hands could roam and she told me what the policy was (no), but said she didn't mind. the milage was very good and she let me touch everything but the kitty. not bad for the 40 and I tipped good too. she hung around my table, did a set on stage, and came back. I bought her a drink which was only 6. there were no other dancer that I was really interested in other than her, so I did another uptime+1 with her and called it a night. the +1 cost me another 40, but she was worth it. don't think I would say the same about any of the other dancers there from the looks of them. all in all I would say that it was a good experience, but I think that I got lucky. would probably try out another place in the area befor I went back. as far as the pastie thing goes, that doesn't go into effect until around 11 at night, which is when I left.