the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

stopped in after a weekly card game over in lakewood. Should have saved my money and just gone home.

Club has never been clean, but my feet were sticking to the floor, and the booth had spilled beer on it.

Ordered a drink and looked around. The girls were a mix of old, fat, smelly, or all of the above. There was one girl - who looked like a 6, but seemed like a 10 by comparison.

I can't remember the good looking girls name, but she was blond.. mid 20's flat stomach, good rack. She did her stage dance- and I asked for a table dance.

She slowly made her way over, was unable to keep a conversation going, and gave me 2 bad lap dances.

I went home a bit ligther in the wallet- but with the education not to come back again.

Lido has suffered from the new law in Ohio that went into effect but it doesn't have any teeth, but the crowd seems to have gone away. The girls have changed a lot recently and in the down hill direction. I had a good time but not like it use to be. Several of the girls came from a club that burned down and they didn't bring very much talent with them. The music is usually good. Not much of a beer selection.
I hope the better weather will liven the girls and the fun a bit.
I will stop back off and on to see whats shaken!

Went to lido's the other night $5.00 cover at the door. Girls mostly looked strung out, not nearly as good looking as he girls at christy's or any other club downtown. They don't really have a vip area there's a room in the back of the place near a bar with a couple tables were the girls give dollar dances that last a few seconds, i guess its like a trial run to see if you want a table dance, which cost $10.00. Ymmv depending on which dancer you get. All the girls seem to be pushy for you to buy them drinks as the get a cut, they get a wrist band for each drink they sell you. Look for the girls without to many wrist bands seem to be a little more friendly. all in all not a great place. girls are on a scale of 3-6....

Walked into Lido's Saturday night. $5 cover, not too many people. Dancers there range from 5 to 10, and there are few there that will truly impress. My suggestion is to go right when you enter, and sit in what they call the VIP area. There's a very tiny cage/stage, and the dancers will come out of it for a dollar dance. You can quickly see who will hit it off with you. Each dancer gets only one song on each of the three stages, so the scenery changes all the time. The table dances are outstanding, if you pick the right girl. A few that I recommend are Holly, Sierra, and Danielle.