the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

This used to be one of my favorite places for beer and contact. But time has not been good to Gigi's. They seem desperate. Dancer drinks are way overpriced. There are too many chunky girls working to give the place the right ambiance. There are still a few lookers, but the owners seems to have no standards about who to hire. It seems they'll hire any ordinary or over-the-hill dancer who shows up. I used to bring my friends here, but not anymore--they are too disgusted with the quality of the talent.

Stopped in Friday about 2pm. 6-7 dancers working ranged from 3-7. Drinks are overpriced and mine (rum and coke) was bad enough that I left it at the bar full. Got a couple of dances from a nice looking brunette with wonderful breasts. She gave pretty decent grindage. Some light 2way contact, I didn't push too much but her ass was pretty nice and legs super firm. I was lucky enough that her pasties 'rubbed' off and that allowed a little bit of nipple play :) Pasties are just one of the worst inventions known to man... Over all better than I expected but I would never be a regular.



Allright, I had a bad experience down the road so I stopped in Gigis on the way home.

Huge mistake.

Walked in on a Monday night around 9:30 and there were seven people in the place -- a bartender, cocktail waitress, DJ, a dancer/customer practically mating in the corner, a dancer on the phone and me. Nobody was on stage.

I sat down at a table and waited five minutes for some service, finally getting a $4 Coors Light. After a couple of songs, the dancer in the corner had to go on stage.

Finally, the place came to life on the next song when four girls came out of the dressing room at once and two more reappeared after standing outside the back door for a smoke.

Jackie (7) approached me and I was impressed has her breasts flip-flopped around in her loose top. She sat down and almsot immediately the waitress came over and (very uncharacteristically for this place) hit me up for a drink. . . a freaking $11 drink I would quickly find out. OUCH!!!

After talking for a few songs, Jackie went onstage and I tipped her during her second song. When she came back to my table, I told her that she had gotten a phone call when she was on stage but she informed me that, "Oh, that was my alarm. It's time for me to take my medicine."

At that point, I wanted to get out but she hit me up for a $4 Red Bull (to take her medicine) and I agreed to a dance (I was actually surprised that on Mondays, they have a 2 for $15 special).

I was then surprised during the dance to see exactly how much air was between me and Jackie. Wow, what a tease it was. (Note: DOES SHE KNOW SHE WORKS ON BROOKPARK ROAD? Air dances don't happen on Brookpark (or at least not usually).

I left after having my second bad experience of the night. I might have to move to another state.


GiGi's is still going as strong as can be. They've added a happy hour buffet to lure in more customers. Ohio has intimidated club-goers with a restructive law that threatens both dancers and customers, but there is no way to enforce it. Consider, most clubs sneak beyond existing laws anyway, so what's the new Ohio law going to accomplish since that existing one didn't make any difference. Answer--play with our minds and intimdate us. I haven't stopped attending any clubs and find I can have a good time anywhere.

The girls at Gigi's are better than ever. Sara, Lexi, Angel, to name a few day girls are hot, and, always friendly and easy to talk to. Dances are in corners and along the wall, no place to escape to, but you can have fun here. It's a great bar, with fun dancing girls. If you want glitz, this is not your place. But for an honest bar and good times--it's worth a try. You need moe than one visit to take the measure of this place.