the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Once in a while I stop in at Diamonds just to see what's happening. They usualy have a good lineup of dancers ranging from 7s-9s and offer a nice happy hour buffet and good bar service, but after that, things just fall of drasticaly. First, this is basicaly an air dance place. Second, the dancers tend to be the "wanna dance" type and if you're not ready or want to talk they move on. I've had some exceptions to this, so don't beat me up if you've had different experiences. But the attitude that comes with being an air dance club just isn't what I'm used to.

went to diamonds after a tribe game. I hadn't been in there for a while so I was curiuos to see if anything had changed. this place is still my favorite in the area. the girls are still the hottest around and they make you feel right at home. it was pretty crouded, which is the usual after a game. but the girls still got around and worked the crowd pretty well. being in cleveland, you have to expect that milage is pretty low. they do now offer private dances in the back, but I did not partake so I cannot comment on whether the milage is better back there or not. my rating is based on the quality of girls... very nice. with low milage, I knock it down a few points. I still rate this the best club in the area.

Went in for another bachelor party. A year since I have been in the place and not much has changed. It was a Saturday night and the place was packed. Service was a little slow because of the crowd, but the waitresses were hustling so I can't complain. The dancers are still very hot and I recognized a handful of them so there must not be as much turnover as you see in other clubs in the area. Still not much in the way of contact, but for the quality of the girls looks for the area, I still rate it a 7. If this were a FL or NV club, it would get about a 5.

Went here on saturday 8/26 for a bachelor party. If you are looking for hot chicks, this is the place to go... if you are looking for contact, don't waste your time. Dances are only $10 dollars and they are all air. The attitude of the chicks is friendly though and if you want a dance, you have a lot of choices and the girls work the room pretty well. Rating is based on strict rules for the Cleveland area... with grindage, this place would easily be a 10.