the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

Oh geez. I worked a total of three days cause I try to give the clubs a decent try. If you want to see about of women dance around all on stage at once, this is the place. There is no organization girls are kinda just dancing wherever. For dancers stay away from this place if you need to make serious cash. You will make gas money working in this joint. Thursday is the most busy night with lots of youngsters. Its a blah club.

So I took one for the team last Wednesday. I find nothing to recommend about this club.

It's hard to see - the sign outside says "Sneaky Pete's" bar and billiards, but some decent fellows at the drive-through next door let me know I was in the right place. On-street parking only, decent amounts within a block or so. Walk in the street door and down to the basement, past the 'Magic City Lounge' Mural. I don't think this club can decide what the name is.

The storefront, basement, and off-hook style posters for special events had me going - it started to feel like maybe I'd found the Cincinnati equivalent of the Manhattan Underground clubs I so miss. Alas, it was not to be.

I walked in about 8:30 - no dancers, but the bartender told me they'd be coming in any time now. I had a drink. Time passed. 9:30 - no dancers. I send out for a sandwich from the bar across the street. Time passes. 10:00 - no dancers. Bartender buys me a drink for my patience. 2 Dancers arrive at 10:30, and they are both hot. We chat, they get up to dance, I go sit on one of the couches outside the rails that surround the dance floor.

They're dancing in front of me and I pull out $2, ready to tip - but they don't pause or give me a chance to, and then get up and go backstage. WTF, as the young people say. 10:50 and no dancers, though security and the DJ have arrived. I ask the bartender if I offended local custom - sure enough, I did. The practice here is to throw dollars on the floor and/or dancer. When you've thrown enough, you can tuck them in garters and bikinis, eventually getting a subtle grope in. Pace seems to be $1 / 2-3 minutes.

Armed with new knowledge, I awaited the return of the dancers. More came in before the original pair returned; I dutifully dispensed the Georges, and asked one of the friendlier dancers for a private. None to be had, she says - no laps, no VIP, no private room.

Who knows. Maybe it was me; I might have looked wrong and stopped the party in progress. From what I could see, though - I'd say get on 75 N and head for New York, New York or 75S to Cowboys before you dribble away good money.

A note on the Dancer Rating: They were better than average looking - I'd say 6-8s for all of them - but the dances themselves were so below my expectations I figure it cancels out for a dead average 5.

Had a few beers with some good friends and we found ourselves in the neighborhood. Unfortunately, nothing has changed. Club is older, dancers are older and there is no hope for this club located in the heart of the northeast heights.

Drinks were watered down, we could even tell that and there really was no enjoyment in this place. We stayed for a complete set, trying to give it a fair shake, but then we quickly exited.

Sits near a furniture store, a 24 hour diner and next to a sewing shop. This that this place should be boarded up and shuttered. It did get us in, but as we left qwe swore we wouldn't be back. seems like I remember saying that 3 years ago.

Steer Clear.

This club used to rank right up there with TD's; but it's now in the toilet. Stopped by there after leaving TD's Eubank th eother night simply to see what it was like given the fact I hadn't been in in several years. Ordered a Michelob before I realized the dancers were all old, overweight and well...NOT eyecandy! Waitress bought be a Michelob Light..hey, I'm a real beer drinker..when she said they were out of the real Mich..I said I was "out of here!"... ten minutes of totally wasted time, IMO!!