the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Stopped in for a visit mid afternoon. Got the attention of Demi, a 40 year old blonde with large fake tits. Got a good dance, but she's old school, not a lot of grinding but good contact. Her standards of me touching were about ten years out dated, but what the hell. We went into the VIP room, $15 for a song. She took off all but her thong and had a good dance. I believe you would get greater mileage with a younger dancer.

Still a nice visit and so ridiculously cost-effective that you really can't bitch very much.

Went here about 2:30 on a Friday . There were 4 girls in the place all very young hard bodies with very little shape. Not my type. The bartender was a very attactive blonde with lots of curves. Just my type but I could not get her to dance for me. The other girls were fixated on the regular customers and hard to get them to be interested. I was unable to get a good opinion on this club. I will have to try this a club during the evening.

The previous review is on target. I went to Gatsby's at 5pm on a recent Tuesday and was not disappointed. There were about 8 guys arranged around the big rectangular bar, and 3 girls socializing and doing dances at the bar stools. A mixed drink was $3.50, and dances were $5. Quality of the girls was quite good, 7's or 8's. WHile I was there a couple of girls arrived and a couple left. I got dances from 2 girls and they were fine for the price. This is a blue collar bar with a litle extra kick.

It's kind of like the neighborhood bar thought it would be good to have naked women running around. The great news is the cost: No cover, $1.50 for a coke with free refills and the dances are $5.

There were 7 or 8 girls there. I had dances from the two who offered and they were good as a dance can be when you're sittin on a bar stool. The nice thing is that since the girls use a juke box rather than a DJ the songs aren't clipped so you get the full 3 1/2 minutes or whatever. Quite a deal for $5.

There is nothing high class or professional about this place. Few of the girls bother to talk to potential customers and several were chowing down on burgers or tacos right there at the bar.

A decided 9 was a dark exotic (Lebanese maybe) woman who in spite of my efforts to make eye contact across the bar never budged. She could have emptied my wallet had she wanted to.

Probably a lousy place for a bachelor party, but if you want some low key grinding for a bargain price, this is a wonderful place to stop on the way home.