the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

The girl I always saw quit over a year ago, so I haven't been much of a regular lately. Stopped in a couple of weeks ago and met a new girl, Cameron.Has been there for several months I guess. Friendly, apperace about a 6, but has nice large c natural breasts. Was a little reluctant to get a VIP, but she had spent some time with me and seemed nice. Dances not very hot and after 2, almost stopped her, but sure glad I didn't. On the next song she took out Mr. Happy (which anumber of girls here will do and some will even send you home happy by hand). Camoran though took Mr. Happy in her mouth and went to town. After a good long while put him between her breasts, and lets just say left with a smile on my face.

The club continues to have troubles. Lately the club has had around 8 or 9 dancers on the weekend, and very inconsistent crouws. Thankfully Heather, Navaeh, and Skyler still work here. But for how long. Here are how I would rate the current night shift dancers, numbers in parenthesis are (looks, stage dance, private dance).

Heather (8, 9, 10) is a dancer you want to get a dance from. Her lap dances have very few breaks in them, and few rules. She isn't afraid of getting you too excited, and will grind for extensive periods of time. She likes to talk quite a bit, both while sitting with you before a dance and during a dance.

Her stage presence is decent, but she spends far too much time talking to friends at the stage rather than dancing. Heather can be hard to get a dance from because of all the regulars and she spends way too much time backstage smoking, in fact she chain smokes so much that she smells like cigarettes.

Skyler (10, 9, 9) is the hottest dancer in the club, and one of the hottest in the state. Of the five hot looking ladies, she is probably the easiest to get a dance from, doesn't have nearly as many regular customers, and doesn't spend too much time backstage. She doesn't talk much when sitting with you and rarely says a word when giving a dance.

Her dances are good though. Unlike some of other dancers Skyler works the stage very well and keeps a decent amount of time. Her back stage dance is fairly decent, doesn't have much rules, but seems a bit aloof during the dance, and also is careful on how excited she gets you. Still a very good lap dance.

Navaeh (9, 10, 10) is one hot looking lady and gives a great dance. Only thing keeping her from a ten in looks is a bad boob job. Very good on stage and really knows how to work the audience. Her private dances are good, giving on of the smoother lap dances, and has very few rules, and like Heather definitely doesn't worry she is getting you too excited. Depending on the night she can either be impossible to get a dance from, including if you are a regular, or fairly easy.

Like Heather she spends quite a bit of time in the back, but not as often as Heather. She can also tend to be flakey, and either get kicked out of the club for the shift or leave early in a fit. Still if she is there a good dance to get.

Ivy (9, 8, 8) is a fairly pretty lady, and one of the easier to get a dance from, really knows how to work the floor. Her stage show is fairly good, but like Heather can
get into a good gab with others. Her lap dances are decent, and like Heather has very few rules. Only negative is she doesn't keep up the dance as much as others, and tends to gab too much, and take too many breaks in the dance. Her dances are also inconsistent, some nights she is over the top and other nights very tame.

Candy (9, 6, 9) I haven't seen lately, since she doesn't work saturdays that much. She has large natural breast, and does a very decent dance. Only negative is she has no coordination on stage and doesn't work it well. She also tends to sit with one or two people and can be hard to get a dance from.

Siren: (7, 9, 8) is a tall decent looking dancer, although in definite need of a boob job. Her stage performance is quite good, and her lap dances not bad.

Kyra (10, 9, 9) is petite but very sexy looking. Great looking natural breasts a very slim waist and gives a very decent dance. Doesn't have much rules, gives a fairly decent lap dance, but does take a few breaks. Almost seems like she is afraid to get you too excited.

Onyx (7, 8, 8) would get an 8 in looks if she didn't have as many tattoos. Does a very decent lap dance, but can be hard to get a dance from, since she tends to spend her entire time gabbing with groups of young guys who aren't spending anything. If you do get a dance, she does quite well, but needs a bit more practice before she is up to ladies like Navaeh, Skyler and Heather.

Paige (6, 7, unknown) needs to loose a bit of weight and would rate a 7 or 8. Other than that can't say much about her dances, but have seen her in the back quite a bit so she probably is quite good.

Mystique (8, 7, 5) is very nice looking. Only had one dance from her several months ago, when she was still quite new and it was mediocre at the time. She doesn't seem to have improved much since she tends to get a lot of one song at most dances.

Club still has a wide variety of dancers from 9's to 5's and 6's, even during the night shift.


Its still a little more laid back/unprofessional than bigger city clubs, dancers routinely take a minute or 2 to come out of the dressing room for their pole dances.

Dancers seem to vary greatly from dancer to dancer and even vary somewhat depending on how many customers are there. The club is mostly a complete waste if the "normal" girls aren't there. Star still cannot count it seems, but gives a good lap dance. New girl Laurie looks somewhat like one of the cast members of MadTV, dances are good for one of the newest girls there.


Fantasyland has been off and on for the last four months. One trip it's great the next trip it's dead. There is still a good group of veterans working the night shift, which currently consists of Heather, Navaeh, Skylar, Ivy, Brooklyn, Candy, and Onyx. The problem is that these seven are not enough, especially since at most times there are at most four of these working.

I definitely recommend dances from Heather, Navaeh, Skylar, and Candy. All give quite a lot of contact, and allow a lot of your part also. Not to mention all are quite hot, with great bodies. Candy has one of the best pair of natural, or at least natural looking, breasts that I have seen in a while. Skylar's are one of the best done I have seen. Skylar, Heather and Navaeh look like they spend a lot of their spare time in the gym.

The night shift used to have 15 or so dancers on the weekend, anymore you are lucky to have 10. If the club would get rid of two of the recent porkers they hired, then my 7 rating may go up to an 8. If the club ever lost the seven veterans, it wouldn't rate a 4.

There has been quite a few new ladies over this time, most of whom have been quite pretty. The only problem is most of them don't end up staying more than a few weeks. Part of this is because of the lack crowds. Several times when a good new girl shows up you can tell they are disappointed. Quite a few times I get asked, is it always this dead in here.

The reason it is often dead is because of a combination of the management and the dancers. The dancer's problem is they don't work the floor. The vast majority of the dancers, when they are not on stage hide out in the dressing room. When the club gets a pretty good crowd built up, the dancers don't come up, and the customers get bored and leave. Even the veterans have this problem, only Ivy, Navaeh and Candy really know how to work the floor. The rest spends far too much time sitting with a guy before giving up and going to the next guy. Even Navaeh has this problem at some times. The management's problem is they aren't getting the ladies on the floor.

To make this worse the current DJ is worthless. The old DJ was good, but the current one forgets to start up a song, plays the wrong song, or half the time calls a dancer on stage who is in the back giving VIP's then doesn't call another dancer on stage at least for one song. There has been several times when there was no one up on stage for three songs.

It's no wonder the club can't keep customers or dancers in the club. It's a shame too, since the club has some of the best dances in the state.