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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Went there Tuesday night. I was really surprised that the club was smoky, considering the new law. This is a blue-collar, pool-playing, shot-and-beer hole in the wall - this is not what I think of when I hear the words "gentlemen's club." Nothing is fancy, nothing is pretentious. This is just good ole bikini bar informal fun. There are two stages in the place - one is about 3'x4', and right on top of the barstools. The other is in the back corner - neither is lit well, and both are rarely used. There were four dancers working Tuesday night. I asked the girl that sat with me what the story was with the stage performances. She said going up to dance is voluntary - they have a rotation, but never use it, and the dancers like to mingle more than be on stage. I did see dancers on stage at different times in the evening. When they hit the stage, it was all fun for them. There is one dancer there with a really amazing skills - Susie. I highly recommend her private dance.

I was driving through BrunsTUCKY one hot summer evening and came upon this place. I wasn't even sure it was a strip club so i slammed on the brakes to stop in for a look see. It seemed more like a corner bar than anything else. This particular Tuesday nite was just dead and there were only a handful of patrons and 2 dancers. They were young but decent looking.... HOWEVER they really didn't leave the regulars they were sitting with.... not good for us hit and run guys. I had 2 beers and left..... BTW... the waitress was in her mid 30's and pretty hot- I'd luv to get a sloppy lap dance from her

I've been in here twice in the past 2 weeks....once early on a Wednesday (shortly after work); once late on a Monday.

The sign out front still says "Bikini Dancers", but you couldn't prove it by me. The first time, no one danced. No one at all. There was a girl -- presumably a dancer -- in semi-sexy clothing, but if she was at work, she never stepped on stage. I stayed about 20 minutes and left.

Then on the Monday, there was one dancer. She sat at the bar, and eventually got up and danced one song -- one! -- before sitting back down. Luckily, I didn't particularly mind her sitting, because she was neither attractive nor a good dancer.

I used to think fun could be had here, although I personally had not had it. Now I've concluded this dump is a waste of time in every imaginable way.

This club is a mixed bag. First of all, it's basically a neighborhood blue-collar bar with a tiny stage tacked on behind the seats. The dancers range from VERY nice looking and sexy to pretty blah (and pretty sexless). In general though, I'd rate the dancers about a 6 on average.

Same rule applies to the dances. I've had girls topless and kitty-flashing (although the kitty-flash was only once); and I've seen girls remain in their large, granny bikinis. Both extremes are uncommon, though. It's basically a bikini bar with the occasional flash. Hard to tell when (and if) the dancers will be there, though....in theory, they're there nightly from about 7:00 on.....

It's a very very smoky club, though, despite the new Ohio law.

The drinks are decently priced, though, and there's no cover charge (unlike Christies, which is just up the street), and if you're lucky enough to get a dancer to sit with you, the dancer drinks are (relatively) fairly priced, as well.

As for contact......well, I've sat with three different dancers. One made sure her stool remained a good two feet away; one pulled her stool up next to mine and let her leg rub against mine; and one threw her legs over mine while her hand kept sneaking up my thigh. I've bought two lap dances....same disparity. One ground pretty incessantly and well; one stayed a foot away.

I like the club, though, if you go in with few expectations other than a cold beer and (maybe) some female conversation. Hell, the barmaid is gorgeous and sexy, and one night a couple of drinks tossed her way induced plenty of boob-flashes from her. I rated it a six because of the difference from night to night....but I've had a couple of nights there that would have rated much higher. You takes your chances and hopes for the best, when you come in here. I have NO doubt that being a regular here makes it a lot more fun.