the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Stopped in last nite on my way home from meeting an old friend at one of my college bars in another town. Was getting late and i was getting tired. The main reason was to check to see if one of my fav dancers who left my regular place might surface here.

I hadn't been here in probably a year and a half. i was NOT impressed w/the dancers last time. nice surprise last nite!

actually, from across the room, i thought my missing fav was here, but when i got close enough, sadly it wasn't her ("mirage" due to hopeful thinking?).

didn't plan to stay long, but the stage show caught and kept my attention! (the dancer was the same one recommended in the november 10 review) seems as if they do the typical 3 songs (1st clothed, 2nd topless, 3rd g-stringed).

a CUTE/HOT dancer standing at the bar came over to say hi. we had a very enjoyable chat. turns out we lived on the same floor in the same dorm at the same college (!) albeit almost 3 decades apart. she didn't ask for any dancers. xcused herself to get on stage. again, i very much enjoyed the show, esp. after her top came off. *unfortunately, i'd missed the 2-girl stage show she performed in at midnite.

chatted w/2 other CUTE/HOT dancers and smiles/cum hither looks from 2 others. quite a bit of talk b4 the dance pitch, so i wasn't offended.

there were more dancers than custies when i was there. the dancers did complain about the lack of patronage. i suggested everyone was recovering from super bowl parties.

with the upgrade in talent, i will definitely return for more conversation and perhaps some dances.

cheap nite: $5 cover. bottle of water @ $2. i appreciate the no-smoking policy here and inside anywhere!!!

giving a 7 ( = 70% or "C") bc of my lack of any dances to rate. but what i xperienced was probably a 10.

Nice place to go with my girlfriend. 21 and over. $10 cover (free for military). Ladies get in free. CHEAP drinks! $2 bottles which is cheaper than most bars. Food available all night. Open till 5am on weekends and I think 4am week nights. $2 bottles which is cheaper than most bars. Lot's of different dance options. Most common are the $10 table dances (topless and grinding), and VIP couch dances $20 per song and $5 per night charge (full nude).

I was in town for business and stopped by. Not a bad place to spend time. Ten dollar cover if I remember correct. The girls cannot drink alcohol, but sneak it anyway. The owner is a strict Italian and makes the girls take a breathalizer test before they go home. Not a bad idea since most of the girls were under 21. I know we can be dirty old men, but I felt like a pedifile in this place. I settled in with one of the old dancers and had a great time. I will go back next opportunity.

Club is easy to get to, with plenty of free parking. Interior is spacious and comfortable. Mostly hip-hop music, but the volume will not rattle uour teeth. All the girls are very young and very pretty. Private dances are very inexpensive (I got 4 dances for $50.) and are performed in a large, open room which resembles a Turkish harem. You can't touch the girls, but they can certainly touch you, and the bartender looks on the whole time. Look for Ivy, a sexy brunette with a smile that will light up the darkest day. There was no food that night, although Ivy shared her chicken nuggets with me, but restaurants and shopping are close by.