the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

While visiting Akron on business, I stopped here with a colleague on a quest to find something to do on a boring Tuesday night. This was our third stop of the night, after Gatsby's North and Platinum Horse Cabaret. I was pretty buzzed by the time we got here, so it didn't matter that they didn't serve alcohol. A very strange place. No girls on stage and 4 girls sitting around. One decent blond that my buddy immediately took up to VIP. Two overweight black girls and one OK looking brunette. I ended up taking the brunette up to the VIP. Pretty good nude grinding on her part. It was pretty private up there so I was able to rub her pussy a little while she was grinding me, but she wouldn't let me finger her. She seemed like she was probably a meth addict, so it's probably good I didn't try to get and extras from her. The place just felt sleazy, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

First visit in four months. Place is reasonably clean but yars ago it really rocked with features every week. Now no one dances on stage anymore and rarely are there more than 3 or 4 guys and 3 - 5 girls. Only three girls this evenihng. Only one 8, others 5-6. VIP in upper area with a slender, well-proportioned young girl with long light brown hair. (the 8) Great mutual pleasure dances at $15 each with a fantastic ending. This club can really deliver with the right girl, so wait for one to your liking and enjoy.

Cluc has upgraded and now has alcohol served in adjacent bar in evenings. Girls are decent but not outstanding. Afternoons are almost always better mileage than evenings. Not as private as you would like but great contact if you discuss ahead of time and tip appropriately you can really enjhoy your time there. as always, YMMV. Visiated two weeks ago around 7:00 pm,m. There were three girls working and a fourth came in later. Dances at the bar are good contact. Test it out and then move upstairs. Direct discussion of your tastes is recommended. Yvonne is great and there is a good looking Black girl who will rock your world. Great value for $15 each song.

This club gets a firm five all the way across the board: the dancers, the atmosphere, the dances, everything.

Ever have a landlord that talks about how he'll renovate your apartment then all he does is some cheap paint and new carpet? That's what this place looks like. The outside is a dump but on the inside there are signs of improvement, like a hotel ballroom surplus chandeliers and some overstuffed Value City couches. The bathroom stinks and the fixtures haven't been replaced since the Eisenhower Administration.

There were two dancers the afternoon I was there, Yvonne and Baby. Both were sixes, not bad looking but they would have no place in the big time clubs. Got some decent grind from both of them, but they were completely unenthusiastic.

My favorite part was the $10 cover when in the hour I was there not a single girl was on the stage. The Coke was free, so I think of it as no cover and a $10 Coke.

If you work at Goodyear or happen to be in the neighborhood, go on in and enjoy yourself. But if you have other options, I see no reason to bypass those to come to Flash Dance.