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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I just visited here again in January 2008. The club did not open until 10pm on a week night. When I went in, it was absolutely dead with just me and one other patron.

I eyed up the women working that night, hoping to catch the same dancer who rocked my world on the last visit or to get a chance to visit with Trixi from their list with dancers. Alas, no joy.

As I came out of the men's room, I chanced a glance at one dancer who caught my eye. I sat down waiting for a waitress or for one of the women, particularly this one, to come join me. After I caught her eye and smiled at her for the third time, she smiled back and came to join me.

We chatted for a little bit and she asked if I'd buy her a drink. I said anything she wants (knowing about the 250NK or $45 "ladies champagne"). Then I caught myself. I realized she could go for a full kruge of champagne and said "anything but that". I got a beer (expensive, but forgot how much). After much chatting and finding out that she was from Hungary and was a student on student break from University, she had to dance on stage. My "friend" was the second dancer to dance that night on the stage. She gave an erotic dance. On stage. I later found out that she had studied dance at university.

After some more chatting and finishing our first round of drinks, she asked if I'd like a private dance.

I then discovered that the amount of time is arbitrary, but the going rate is 100NK per minute ($18). OUCH. This is really expensive. Especially knowing that Norway is pretty strict about what cannot be touched. Anything even approximating an erogenous zone is off limits. On the other hand, it means you aren't set to the 10, 20, and 30 minute times I mentioned in a previously.

I agreed to 20 minutes remembering home much fun I had the last time I was here. What unfolded was one of the most seductive lap dances that I have ever had with plenty of body to body contact. However, if my hands wandered anywhere too close to places they shouldn't, they were gently pushed away. She said "I don't make love where I work". These weren't just official boundaries but personal boundaries as well. You have to respect that.

We went back out and had a second round of drinks. Another beer for me and another "ladies champagne" for her. After some more time chatting, she asked if I would like another round of one-on-one time in the VIP room. I agreed and we headed back. I love flirting with dancers and this dancer certainly seemed to appreciate the verbal attention. The dancing was even closer this time and rather hot and steamy while I remained fully clothed and she was naked but for her stockings and a jewelry chain around her waist. I was being seduced and loving every minute of it. When the light want out after twenty minutes, she let out an "argh" of anguish. I think she wanted it to go on too. We were having too much fun together.

We went out and sat down and chatted. Some more. It was about midnight now and now more patrons were coming in. Lots of older men from Finland wearing knitted scarves and hats from Finland. They were loud and rowdy. After she told one of them to take his feet of the table, I went back to verbally flirting with her. After about 10 minutes she looked at me with abandon and said "take me back to the room again". I said only if she reallly wanted to dance for me. Only if I was making her hot. She seemed hurt and responded "can't you tell what you are doing to me?" I've been around too many dancers for too many years to know when a dancer is feeding me a line and when they really mean what they are saying. I could tell she meant it. I protested that this really had to be the last time to which she responded "You are a grown man and you can do what you want. You know your limits."

We went back for a 3rd 20 minute round. All I can say is that there was no sex involved, but I felt well taken care and about the most affection as any one could lavish upon me in this situation.

When I went to leave, she hugged me several different times, inquiring if I would come back the next night (my last night) or if I would come again to Trondheim and visit her in May or June when I was back again.

I love the flirting, seduction, and teasing that the right dancer at the right club can provide. Clearly if I was after sex or a grope, there are much less expensive ways to get this and, for this amount of money, I could have gotten it many times over. But, I like this club and I'm able to find dancers who like me (or are extremely good at acting like they like me).

I am a fool, but if I return to Trondheim, I will be back to this club and I will probably, again, have WAY too much cash separated from me and my wallet.

This club is hit and miss. Entrance fee was reasonable. Dancers were 6-9's. The first that approached me was an aggressive blonde from with an Eastern accent. She sat down and chatted me up, make lots of flirty physical contact. Instead of asking me to buy her a drink, she asked if I wanted to go somewhere private (the VIP rooms). The prices were 1000NOK (about $165) for 10 minutes, 2000NOK (about $330) for 20 minutes, and 3000NOK (about $495) for 30 minutes. She was surgically enhanced and not really my type. I wasn't ready to go into the VIP rooms yet so told her I wanted to watch the show for awhile. She politely moved on.

The next dancer was a little younger. Also had an eastern accent. We chatted for awhile. I offered to buy her a drink but she said no. I flirted with her for awhile. It was her first night at Dreams although she had danced in her home country. She was all natural and a bit more rounded in the bottom like I liked. I paid the bar made my 2000NOK on my credit card for 20 minutes. She got her music from the guy at the front who controlled the room timer. She appeared nervous while dancing for me and maintained a very respectable 1-2 meter (3-6 foot) distance for almost the whole dance. Oh well.

I went back out to the floor and sat in a booth while watching a stage dance. Stage dances are not the most erotic I've ever seen. There is no tipping the stage dance like in the states.

A third college aged woman approached me and sat down with me. She said she wanted to talk to me before we went in the back and she showed off her goods. I had to chuckle. She asked if I wanted a drink and gave me a soft sell. I bought her one of the "Ladies Drinks" which was a very small bottle of champaign for about 240NOK ($40). I realize that that this is part of the way that the bar makes it's money because the girls got the full fee for dancing, as far as I could see. The downside is that ladies drinks encourage alcoholism. Being an american, she is like many young european college students that I remember from my backpacking days about 20 years ago -- very interested in demanding that I defend the actions of my president and country. It was fun. After awhile of talk which was fun, but a bit of a real turn-off, she was ready to go back to the VIP room. I risked another 2000NOK for another 20 minutes.

What unfolded was one of the the best lapdances I've ever had anywhere in the US including LA, Orlando, San Francisco. Touching and kissing were forbidden. I've learned the most fun I've had is when the dance realizes that I respect her and respect, well, mostly respect, her limits. This was no exception. At the end of it, I must have had the most stupid grin on my face because she said I looked well fucked (despite the fact that I had my clothes on the whole time).

If I make it back to Trondheim, I may visit again. But this is about the pricest place I've ever been for so many limits.

my night here was all right. it would have been much better if the waitress hasnt bugged me for an hour depite ample tips. girls are generally 7-9 and the hustle is low. not a place to travel for but stop by if you are in the area