the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

This is not a strip club. If that is what you are looking for, then you had better look somewhere else. I paid 140.00 at the door. I tipped another 80. For this, I got a hand shake from an older lady (who may have been pretty hot several decades ago) while I listened to an egg timer ticking away how much time I had left. A fool and his money are soon parted, and I am a whole lot of fool for coming here. I don't want to sound mean, but I am accustomed to getting a whole lot more for a whole lot less. This was about as exciting as receiving Communion.

The place is in an older building, white fence around most of it for private parking. Motel next door for truck parking.
Must have a membership, it's $25 with out your ID, with your ID it's Free, so show that ID and save the $25 bucks.

This place is more of a Gentlemen Club than a strip club because all dances are in private 1 on 1 rooms. No bouncers watching over your shoulder. The place has always been very clean when I have gone in. Each room is nice and clean, clean sheets to sit on. As far as for the number of ladies the most I have ever seem at one time is 5. They only have 5 rooms. Most of the ladies I have been with there have been at least 7 or above. I have seen some that were below but all I did was pick the better looking one. Most of the girls like what they do and are very nice and like to play.
Most of the time during the week they wear dresses and on the weekends they wear underwear or bathing suits. In other words less clothes. When you go in they will ask if you are a member, if not just show your ID sign the members form and get your card. They will keep your card for you if you don't want to take it with you.

They do have sessions where you can touch the lady and she touches you. A Lot of touching!

Their dances start at $50 for 10 minutes she is dressed, you are nude and she will give you a nice hand shake. You can tip her $20 to touch her through her clothes. The prices go up for more clothes to come off and longer time and some of the dances include touching in the door price. Such as the 1 hour it cost $140 you and the girl in a private room your nude shes nude you can touch her all over and she gives you a good hand shake.
They do not offer nude lap dances. But sometimes you can get a dressed lap dance. I never get the lap dances I like the hand shake it just better to me.
All and all if I am going to spend $200 I would rather go here than a strip club, alot more touching and a good hand shake. Plus no men looking to see if you are going to touch they like it when you touch...No sneaking a hand shake in the corner. Hand shake offered on ALL dances.

They do offer some extras like taking a shower with the lady. Foot worship if your into feet. Those are extra. I have been going here for over 5 years.
No alcohol, no food, no DJ each girl has a CD player. Prices range from $50 for 10 minutes up to $140 for an hour.

Not a dance club. I had seen the website and decided to check it out. THe counseling sessions start at $40 for a 20 minute session to $100 for an hour. Only one girl was available when I went the first time(her name was Skye). Looks wise she was a 6. A cold fish as far as attitude. Went back the next day and Denise answered. I asked for Tish( they have the girls schedules posted on the door), but she was unavailable. Denise is in her mid 30`s and looks wise a 5 with a body about the same. I decided to not have a session with her and then she was rude and followed me outside to berate me. If you can get past her to another girl you may have a good time(depends on your definition) but I don`t recommend it. Go to Debbies instead(that`s what I did)

Well, I was not impressed. I stopped by to check the place out. It is not really dance club, it is a temple. You have to sign a form that says you believe in thesexuality as a form of spirituality. The two girls that were there were not really my type (kind of on the larger side of average).

The building is small and is in a shopping center that looks abandoned (run-down). The interior is dark. I didn't go further.