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a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Not an ugly girl in sight. Quite a few cute ones, but no boobs. I got a dance and the door guy was standing over me. The girl sat me next to his desk, and he was not there when we entered so I did not care, and the VIP is like a hallway with chairs. No privacy at all. I hate the VIP hall(definitely not a room) enough that I won't be going back. The club is not really a bad club, but there is no chance of sneaking any mileage if there is even one other person back there. I can deal without touching if the girl does not allow it, but for it to be impossible due to the club layout makes not want to return.

The building is first rate. Cute girl at desk. No cover before 7 (I think). Just a few girls there, most sitting with other guys. Only 1 dancer (plump) available. Dance was $35 and all air with the security looking on the wole dance. Several other guys were buying dances (don't know why)

There was one really cute dancer there, skinny blonde with awsome tight body. Too busy to dance for me. If I go back, I'll go early and try to snag a dance from the little blonde.

Stopped by with a former Marine, he last remembered the club as a bikini joint inside 2 double-wide trailers! It's a lot nicer now. Main stage with two satellite stages. Dancers are very hands (and tongues) on when approached on stage (and tipped). VIP room is shared, 6-8 couches (so much for privacy). VIP room accessed by buying a ticket (I think $25) and of course a dancer. Drinks were cheap, DJ was OK, no cover charge the night we visited. Dancers are a mix...tall and skinny to short and overweight and everything in between, no diversity to speak of. I think I saw a small gameroom off to one side, pool table with video games (why?). Also toilets have no stalls...so if ya not feelin good you might want to stay home!

All in all not a bad night out!

This club has been there a long time, but none of the dancers have. High turnover rate (like most), about 15 working working on a Friday night. Most were in the 7-8 range, no extremes, all average. Good prices for beer & shots $2.50 domestic, $3 shots. Club caters mostly to young marines based at Camp LeJeune. Good DJ, playing great new rock music for the most part. $10 air dances available, as weel as $25 couch dances, mostly air, just a moderate grind, and you're watched very closely. I've had decent contact dances there in the past, but those days are over for a while. The sign on the entrance to the couch room says it all "No sucking of Nipples, No open mouths on crotches" YMMV