the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

Hah. Just took another look at the club entry and apparently this is one of those nutjob clubs only open a few days a week. They're all over NC. But since I already wrote out this rant I'd hate to see it go to waste...Got to Sid's a little about half past midnight. It was closed for the night. Not going to say the place is out of business, but I'll say that I was in this middle of nowhere town with three clubs and two of the three were closed at a ridiculously early time. Which brings me to a little rant that fits in nicely with Sid and The Playground (they might even be the same club because the big curvy sign above the door said Playground and the smaller text on the door said Sid's). In any case I didn't hear any music blasting, the tell tale sign a club is nearby.

Since we don't have a way to rate cities and states, this is as good a place as any. What is it about NC clubs not operating according to their set hours? Clubs staying open later than listed is one thing, but arbitrarily oepning and closing whenever they feel like it is just plain annoying to business types used to places actually being open for business during their posted hours. While in Durham I barely made it to the three clubs in the area because two seemed to open when the stars and birds told them to and the third had the wrong address listed on TUSCL. Different rant there. It's coming, too. Can only assume that the club had recently closed because there were still cars in the parking lot (nothing else looked open in the little strip mall) and people in parked cars were watching me walk up to the club and wonder why the hell I drove to Goldsboro in the first place.

Seriously though, between random days and times and just about every club in the state carding people willy nilly and asking for "memberships" this is probably not the state you want to pick for a border to border tour. There should be some rule where if an out of state license shows up, just charge a cover, give the card back and wish the patron a good night. Some clubs had the sense to do that, far too many of them didn't. I would like to thank Sid's for providing this opportunity for genuine frustration and spite. If Teaser's down the road is any indication of club quality in Goldsboro this place is a dive, anyway. Didn't look so great from what I could see since it is basically just a strip mall storefront, and was in a not so great part of town (sure, how many clubs ARE in a good part of town but still). At least Doll's Palace on the way back North knew how to tell time (the place would have even stayed open) and redeemed the trip a bit.

i went during bikefest weekend so the place was empty. maybe 4 dancers, 3 ugly ones and 1 hott one. got a very high mileage from the hot one before closing time by the name of Honey. half black and italian, yes she was hott. the best tits i have ever had the pleasure of touching. alot of tats but the most banging body i have ever..... well you know. definitly going back to see her!

I went there on a Thursday because that is the time that another website had but it is Thursday to Sunday 7pm-2am so I went to Playgrounds, which is next door instead. I am giving it a five for now. I will give it another rating when I get a chance to return.

how do i put it? this place is ghetto but very high mileage. its a mostly black club thats for sure. lots of ugly girls but i have seen the occasional 8 or 9 there. security is tight because of the thug element so you will get patted down not once but twice and go thru a metal detector. dances are 25 dollars and with most of the girls VHM. the lapdance area is pretty much anything goes there is no bouncer. in all my visits there only had a bouncer bother me once and that was because it looked like i was getting FS in the lapdance room. there are cameras in there but they are there to count dances since the club gets a cut for each dance. p.s. if you wait around near closing some of the girls offer OTC extras if thats what you like.