the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

This is two clubs in one. The smaller part of it is open early around lunch time and stays open throughout the day shift into the night. The larger part of the club opens at night. Think only night half has the pool tables but both sections have table and couch dances. Dana the night shift door girl was probably a looker and a half in her prime. Wasn't really keen on staying long (see my review of Pump House for my take on the neighborhood) and I had a bunch of places I was trying to hit further down on Bragg Blvd before breezing out of town. The main stage (from here on out I'm talking out the main, night shift club) is out in center and is shaped like an octagon. There are some pretty nice looking girls here, but most are average. The chairs are a little on the uncomfortable side around the litte round tables, but there was plenty of seating and I didn't have to wait on a chair to open up. The bar is to your right when you walk in and runs the entire wall, and the entrance to the couch dance area is facing you on the other end of the club when you walk in just past the end of the bar. There's a bouncer seated outside but didn't see him look in once.

If you scan left from the couch room you'll see about 3 or 4 pool tables. I'd already gotten my games in so I just took a seat and watched the show. My pick was going to be the redhead on stage once she finished her set but I was joined by a latina gal with a pretty nice rack before the song was up. Her name began with an R but I can't recall the rest. She'd been dancing there a little over 10 years but didn't really look it. I got a quick run down on the place and what had been going in town the last dozen or so years, then a quick tour of the day shift side. I was getting ready to take off and she asked another time if I was thinking about a dance. She was one of the better options from what I could tell (even though I was trying to get over to the other latina gal who'd just moved on to the smaller stage). Apparently at Mickey's they dance from the main stage to the smaller stage next door then free up for dances. Wasn't expecting much but in I went anyway over on the night side. According to her there was more privacy on the day shift side but what did I need privacy for on a pity dance?

So the song cues up, she gets moving, off comes the top and there go the hands all in about 2 seconds or less. I've been wrong before, and it won't be last time. She's moving pretty well and leans into my ear, a little bit of heavy breathing fun and OUCH. She bit me. She. bit. me...and it hurt. On the whole this is still a much hotter than expected lapper, so she gets a half smile and the show goes on. She then slides down and gets her very nice tits involved, then mouth, things are going great then OUCH! She bit me...again! And if you thought it hurt on the ear...playful nibbles can be fun, even biting can be fun, but if you're trying to draw blood you'd better be getting paid just for that cause the average guy isn't in it for the punishment, hon. But anyhow, at that point the mileage meter kicked up a few notches and couple of other guys back there figured out they made the wrong choice. The gal was right, no privacy. Got a shot after the set to try and dull the edge a bit, and got her a drink for the road. She asked me if I was mad because I didn't want to stick around for more. Nope, just needing to get back on track (in one piece).

Pure Titanium was on deck, and Mickey's was a pretty good warm up.

I stopped by at lunch, there was Nicole,Sam,April,Lacy and Whitney. I started with April (1st time I have every seen her) she gave a GREAT dance, I enjoyed her dances, after April, I went in the back with Sam, Sam also gives great dances, I spent a bunch of time with Sam. after those two I had to leave. I wanted a dance from Lacy, but she went in the dressing room and did not see her again until her time on stage, Whitney is a tall thin wf, I will hook up with her nest time.

I stopped By Mickey's last Monday afternoon about 2PM. No cover and cheep, cold beer. There were around 15 patrons either sitting at the bar, around the sage, or shooting pool. There were 6 or 7 dancers who provided continuous stage dancing. The crowd was festive, with a lot of stageside tipping and frequent trips to the lapdance room. My only disappointment was that Chase wasn't working that day, and Sam was too busy for me to connect with. I did have 4 enjoyable dances from Nicole, who filled in ably for the A-Team. Not my best visit, but not bad.

I decided to give Mickey's a second chance around 2:00 pm. I sat at the bar, which is where almost all patrons sit, ordered a beer, and tipped the stage dancers. After 45 minutes I had not been approached by a single dancer. I am not unattractive, nor am I overweight. But all eight of the dancers ignored me.

Mickey's continues to get good reviews, but both of my visits have been disappointing