the ultimate strip club list

October 10, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 283

I came in here on a Friday night, the parking lot was packed. Headlights is a "Members Only" club, so I had to purchase a $5 membership card and fill out a short form basically asking if I planned to sell drugs or pimp their girls out. Inside the club: runway down the middle of club, small tables around the outside of the runway, and chairs set up along the walls. They offer table dances for $10 on weekends, and I believe $5 or $7 on weekdays. No mileage however, as the dances are done right at your table, not in a private room or area. As soon as I sat down, I was asked for dances with the "wanna dance?" line by several girls. Bathrooms were dirty and needed to be cleaned, but I wasn't expecting too much. My beer came out quickly, and the waitress was pleasant.

Lots of female customers and couples, seemed to be lots of "regulars" that the dancers were chatting with. I was not impressed with the quality of the girls there: mostly 5's and 6's, didn't see many younger (<24) girls, and nobody rated above a 7. I did get a few dances from a very nice redhead who was visiting from the sister club in Chesapeake, and I will try to see her again in a few weeks. There were a few old school dancers working that just looked...old. Again, to each their own, but when your face starts to age, it's time to find a new profession sweetie. All in all, not a horrible visit, but they need to find some new girls to freshen up the place.

First, there is no mileage here. Otherwise this is an excellent club given the laws they have to work with. The girls are hot, the atmosphere is cool, and they have a full bar. Everyone was friendly including the bouncer or owner or whoever he was. Even though I was an out of towner they all treated me like a local regular. Which was good business for them because I dropped most of the cash I had intended for the higher mileage clubs in Portsmouth, VA. I guess being one of four customers with six dancers greatly helps your odds at getting attention but I have a feeling that they will be just as cool as the night wears on and more customers pile in. I'm not sure how many dancers are there at night but if they are half as good as what I saw this is a cool place to hang out and watch bouncing titties. I mean, who can complain about that?

When nothing else is available, this will do. A couple of 8&9's working. All that's available as far as dances go are $10 table dances, all air. They must have the same ALE agent as Havelock, very strict, memberships required. On the positive side they do have a full bar available and cheap beer. If you're traveling on Hwy. 17, a better stop would be Jacksonville.


I absolutely love this club!!! From the laid back atmosphere, to the Full Bar, to non agressive but really nice dancers. They just went through a major renovation, and long gone are the uncomfortable chairs and wobbly tables, replaced by comfy leather seats, all new tables, and even a VIP section. Dances are now $10 with no contact allowed, but there are no pasties, and they have a full bar, so that makes up for it. Just ask for Paris, Destiny, or Angie if you're looking for a great time. My main reason for not rating this club higher is the selection of girls. All the girls are solid 7's and 8's, but they hold on to their schedules and there's hardly ever any new blood here.