the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

went a few weeks ago. had decent roster of dancers though most in the 7 and below category. Only a few 8 and 9's no 10's. decent bar, with good prices, everyone having fun. Lots of good looking ladies who were not dancers came through in group of 3. closed about 3 am. girls not as good as nikkis or onyx and I paid 20 to get in after 12 so value rating gets shot after 12 am

Visited The Carousel on a Tuesday night...first time I've been here in about two or three years. The place is definitely very dark...if there's a white light to be found, it's in the bathroom, everything else is multi-colored, blinking, or blacklight. The place really didn't have much activity going on when I arrived shortly before 10pm, and only picked up slightly by the time I departed a few minutes after 11pm. However, two of the three ladies with whom I purchased lap dances delivered quite well in the passion and friction departments. Most of the ladies were of color, and the only white chick I saw pissed me off so much I almost walked out after my first beer...came over to see if I wanted a dance, I told I did, and she made me walk back to the VIP area, with me saying repeatedly, "just a table dance to start with, I don't want a VIP"...ugh. Pushy bitches piss me off. I did get a couple of table dances with her, and she was good...but my tip was less than it would have been. The other two ladies gave really nice dances. The place was open until 3am so maybe the action picks up later...talked to one guy who said since the shootings at another nearby strip club, business has gotten better at The Carousel. I do like clubs where there is a nice ethnic diversity, and I will return here for that reason, along with one other very very good reason: FIVE DOLLAR TABLE DANCES. Didn't know that was the standard here now, and it's something I'll definitely keep in mind. If you go, go late...after 11pm. No clue about the dayshift.

I went to the Carousel club looking for some "hands on" action. I was seriously disapointed. The DJ/Manager? watches you like a hawk and yells "Watch the hands!!". This is not the place for me. I treat the ladies with respect everywhere I go. I don't appreciate being told to watch the hands when the Lady I'm with dosen't have a problem where my hands are. The Lady I was getting a dance with said, and I quote, "It doesn't bother me where your hands are." Avoid this club unless you like being yelled at.

Two of my drinking buddies invited me down to the Carousel last night, so I figured what the hell. The first thing notice is that you don't notice anything...this place is dark. After a while my eyes adjusted and I found my friends. This is a big place with a huge wrap around dance floor and 2 bars, with an elevated dj booth in the middle. The staff was friendly enough and they had $2 beer specials. Now for entertainment, there seemed to be something for everyone there with and even mix of black, white and even a few latina looking girls. The clients ranged from business casual types to outright ghetto, but it still was overall very comfortable. If you like em' big, then this is the place for you, even the white girls were packing some huge ghetto booty. Not exactly my cup of tea, but my buddies enjoyed themselves and overall not a bad time. Would rate it higher but no girls in my size range eg slim, petite, leggy.