the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Wow, great place. The girls are so hot. I tried a few lap dances and certainly found my favorite. I will be back for sure. I feel the drinks are to expensive but will just have to compramise.

First of all update the details, the club is now topless, it changed about two years ago. I would have to say that this is the best club on Long Island, although there are probably only about a dozen strip clubs there. Not much when Long Island is 150 miles long and 30 miles wide, so on a national scale, the club would be in the middle of the pack. However there is never a cover charge, and lap dances are done in a private room, although a bouncer watches on a video feed on the other side of the club. The chairs are old wooden with some padding, but very cheap. So I have to take off a few points for that. They should splurge on leather couches like they have in the champagne room. Each girl has some disrection on what type of touching each girl will allow, they're all different, one girl was holding my hands down, and another pulled my hands up to her tits and let me squeeze them, I couldn't beleive this was happening, I was sure that this wasnt allowed, but the bouncers didnt do anything in part because the girl initiated it. though I dont recommend doing this uninvited. Dances are $30 a song, buy 2 get 1 free, so 3 songs for $60, which is actually a bargin for Long Island as most clubs are a straight $30. They recently raised their prices from $25, so I gotta deduct another point. So if the girl is hot, (and always hold out for a hot girl, but that goes without saying) it's worth it because she'll spend the whole time gringing your hard cock with her pussy... all covered of course, but as close to actual sex that your gonna find at a strip club. Bring an old sock... just in case! Oh Yeah, video games and a pool table too. Also, dont sit at the bar unless a hottie is on stage because all the dancers come down to you looking for a tip and you dont want to waste your dollars on women you dont find attractive, sit at the tables.

went to this joint last thurs. night about 11pm. I went with a buddy and went here rather than The Scene because it was closer and I had to get up early. Mistake. No cover and $6 beers. About 10 girls. 4 white, 5 black, 1 latin, all local. 3-7 range. I liked that there was very little soliciting for lap dances. I got no laps as I was only interested in one white girl, and she spent a good deal of time in the lap dance room with another guy, and hung out with him afterwards. From what I saw, the dance was prtty good with lot of grindage. What I didn't loike was that my buddy wanted to sit at the bar, where you are a captive audience for the dancers. I'm not cheap (well, maybe alittle ;-), but I really don't enjoy feeding dollar after dollar to dancers I don't find attractive. That was 90% of the girls that night. I finally stepped away from the bar to hit the head and check the place out. My boy didn't notice as he was engrossed in conversation. As I was standing around, getting ready to leave, I was approached by a girl who said she worked there but was off. She gave me a story about being out of work due to a back injury. As I talked to this really cute girl (the hottest one there), I saw she was stoned out of her gourd on painkillers or who knows what. I began to think this could lead to more than a lapdance. But a dancer came over, whispered in her ear. She excused herself and went with her into the bathroom to do more coke or whatever. At this point it was later than I expected and I split.

Went to LI Cafe last night and this was alot better than Le Cafe. The dances are decent mileage. They have a semi private lap dance room. The place is a little grimy looking and dark, but still ok. The stage is seperated by the bar so tipping the girls is a little awkward, as they get come down from the stage and go to everyone sitting at the bar and solicit a tip. The girls range from 4's to 8's. There were about 10 girls last night...a 3 black girls, one or two latinas and the rest were white. Three of the dancers really stood out...a brown haired girl name "Lilo"...she had an incredible body and a pretty face. I would rate her about a 7-8. The second one was "Amethyst". She was a solid 8 and again had a nice body and really pretty face. The third was tall blonde. I think her name was either "Sky" or "Lexus", but I'm not sure. She had an ok face...she was pretty, but she didn't stand out, but she had an incredible body. I got a lap dance with "Lilo". I was drinking and had extra money, so I went for 3 dances for $60.00. A little pricy, but again I was drinking. The dance was very good. My hands were allowed to touch her ass and legs, but she wouldn't let me roam upstairs, but she wasn't a bitch about it. God knows that these girls take enough crap from guys like us, but to her credit she was really cool about it and friendly. She really worked the dance and I ended up giving her a $10.00 tip. A friend of mine got a dance with "Amethyst" and said that it was a really "nice" dance (he had the biggest shit eatting grin on face when he came out of the room). They have a "Champagne Room", but all I could think of was Chris Rock telling me "there's no sex in the Champagne Room", so I didn't try it. The drinks are pricy, but I guess that's the general rule at all strip clubs. It's an OK place, like I said, a little grimy, a little dark, but the girls are friendly and the lap dances are good.