the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

This place was flat-out terrible. What a dive. With the ten dollar cover charge, my friend and I were told we got two drinks-Red Bull or some cruddy house soda. The bouncer (or maybe he was the bartender? All he really did was stand around) mostly acted like an utter jerk to these girls. Being there for three hours, there were girls on the stage twice, for about five minutes each. And when we asked if they could get someone up there, all she did was prance around? Call me silly, but I expect some nudity in a strip club. I mean, the lame lesbian porn on the tv's was what had most of my attention! And the horrid hip-hop music gave me a headache.
And the girls, wow. Talk about subpar. I see cuter ladies going to the gas station. And they didn't appreciate the idea of atmosphere, or anything like that. Very, very businesslike. There was one girl who seemed like she had a clue, and she got plenty of my cash. I mean, $20 for a 4 minute dance, ouch. But she made the most of it.
Also, it didn't help that one of the girls sitting at the bar was having her back massaged and being prodded by the creepeiest old man alive. She kept shooting us sideways glances with a horrid, disgusted grimace on her face. Ugh.
Maybe it was just the night I was there, maybe it was the employees on hand, but honestly, I wouldn't go back there if it was the last strip club on earth.

Stopped in here on my way through Syracuse on a recent Thursday afternoon. There were four guys sipping sodas at the bar and one brave soul at the stage. I joined the bar crowd until the next dancer come on stage. I would rate her an eight out of ten and decided right there to take her for a few private dances. It was an extremely good decision! There was a lot of milage offered for no extra cost! A good time was had, and I left a happy man! I would highly recommend stopping in if you have an hour or two to kill. My dancer had long blonde hair and was wearing a trucker style hat. If you see her, go for it! Oh, the club was decent too, nothing different from the other reviews featured here.

Stopped by on Friday the place has more girls then customers. Greeted with a full parking lot. So I'm thinking must be fun here. As I pull in traffic jam getting in the lot. So I wait at in the street. I see a blond jump into a car about 9:30 PM and just sit there...blocking the entrance. Well I think she was sitting there think they were smoking. After a few minutes I finally get in to the lot. After parking, See a bunch of guys hanging outside. Thinking to my self why would any red blooded guy hang out side with nude hotties inside. Also I see a guy that had parked while I was stuck in the street walking away from the club. As I am greeted by the hostess I get the request for $10 cover and must purchase two drinks from a hostess. I scope out the dancers and it didn't look that good. A total lack of customers. Maybe it was the night or the way the hostess said she claimed 21 girls all hot! It appearedthe quality has gound down hill. Like the guy before me Something didn't seem right so I turned tail and left.

Small place, not all that great, in my opinion. The girls weren't exactly what I'd consider attractive, though one cute blonde in glasses would be if she lost a little tummy fat. They were friendly, but I just couldn't bring myself to go for the private dances. The three girls I did see dance had little energy for the stage dances, and were really just going through motions, quite slowly, too.

I also have to complain about the smell. There was a smell of vomit in the air, maybe someone got sick that night in the toilet or something, but it was really a turn off. The bartender was very friendly, though, which was a plus.