the ultimate strip club list

September 5, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 248

I revisited this place recently. It is still in horrible shape. The interior is small, with the stage at one end of the bar, and a pool table at the other end. The bartender got our drinks wrong, the soda came out of bottles instead of tap, and the prices were more than they were worth. We were charged a $3 cover and there were no girls there. Apparently the girls had been let go earlier. The place is in dire need of remodeling. The stage was in poor shape, there were two tables in the whole place. There weren't even an people in there that were anywhere near attractive. This place is more of a dive bar with a pole than a strip club.

This place is a big eye-sore on the exterior. It's run-down and located in a bad part of the city. I just can't get over how terrible it looks on the outside. Not only does it look bad on the outside, but it also looks small, and when you get inside, it's even smaller. The ladies were of the larger variety, and while they were nice people, they just didn't really have the body you would expect a stripper to have. Everything inside the place was crowded in such a small place that it wasn't a comfortable atmosphere. Everything was very small, cramped, and the layout wasn't that great. To top it all off, the drinks aren't mixed correctly (drastically wrong ingredients), which resulted in a terrible taste. I would absolutely not go here again. It's just a poor location, poor layout, and poor quality entertainment. To put it in perspective, this club was empty on a Friday night, at a time where bars & clubs are normally packed full, which speaks very poorly of the place considering it's located inside the third largest city in the state, as well as being 15min from the second largest city in the state.

This club is topless, just outside of Albany. Good location right on rte 5 with plenty of parking outside of the club. It seemed that the club was way more focused on selling drinks than providing quality entertainment. The dancers were not very attractive or friendly. Especially to female patrons. My male counterpart was not impressed with the private dance and was hounded for a lingerie show the whole time. Stage is to on side of the club, bar in another section. Dancers will do stage time and then circulate the room for dollars and to hustle dances and the lingerie rooms next door. Club seems very low rent and dismal, would not go back again.



This club is topless, just outside of Albany. Good location right on rte 5 with plenty of parking outside of the club. It seemed that the club was way more focused on selling drinks than providing quality entertainment. The dancers were not very attractive or friendly. Especially to female patrons. My male counterpart was not impressed with the private dance and was hounded for a lingerie show the whole time. Stage is to on side of the club, bar in another section. Dancers will do stage time and then circulate the room for dollars and to hustle dances and the lingerie rooms next door. Club seems very low rent and dismal, would not go back again.





Very small club. I couldn't believe how small it was; the bar took up half the room. The pictures on their site made it look much larger than that. There was a small walkway around the bar, and several tables & chairs crammed around the stage. It was like going through a maze trying to get up to the stage to tip. I'm assuming private dances are pushed since there's no room to do lapdances. There was also bowling alley carpet on the floor & support posts in the stage area...very tacky in my opinion.

We only saw about 4 girls, with two of them being decent looking. However, we didn't see more than the one on stage until we were about to leave. I assume they were all doing privates. The big problem here is that girls walk to the other building in their outfit, only wrapped in a blanket, and with no bouncer escorting them.

The bartender was very slow, our drinks tasted fairly weak, and it cost us $26 for two (small) rum/soda & a (mid size) long island. The girls didn't seem friendly towards women. The one girl we saw on stage looked cute, but she hadthe strobe on her whole stage set, so you couldn't watch her dance without getting a headache & feeling like your eyes were vibrating out of your head.

This club is topless, just outside of Albany. Good location right on rte 5 with plenty of parking outside of the club. It seemed that the club was way more focused on selling drinks than providing quality entertainment. The dancers were not very attractive or friendly. Especially to female patrons. My male counterpart was not impressed with the private dance and was hounded for a lingerie show the whole time. Stage is to on side of the club, bar in another section. Dancers will do stage time and then circulate the room for dollars and to hustle dances and the lingerie rooms next door. Club seems very low rent and dismal, would not go back again.

Was in the area on Saturday and visited this club about 7 pm. Very weird layout and disappointing. Their is a stage with tables and chairs around it, but there is about a three foot buffer between them and the girls seem to stay on the stage only. They do come around for a cabaret dance, but that's about all I see there. I didn't see any area for a lap dance. They probably are looking for you to go next door to their "lingerie" shop for the private modeling session. Prices don't make it worth it here. Mixed drinks were $7 - a bit high.