the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I disagree that this is a top club in Rochester - not that there's much to choose from. Mirage Palace up the road is much more comfortable.

I dropped in close to 9p after a late night at work. Mostly just for a drink with a view, but I was open for more. Not to be - but I wasn't expecting much and so wasn't disappointed.

$4 cover and a $5 draft. I took a seat for the 9p "cabaret". There were 5 girls working that night 4 flat chested but pretty, one with a nice body but a butter face. I didn't get close enough to spoil the illusion. As always I was left alone to listen to the locals chattering about something and mostly ignoring the girls on stage.

Didn't bother with a LD. Listened to a couple of weird German punk songs while the girls danced, finished my drink and called it a night. I'd rather go to Barrel of Dolls for a drink with a view and Mirage Palace for medium action, or drive out to Playmates for more mileage. I haven't tried Foxy's yet, but it's next on my list. Klassy Cat is off my list for quite awhile. Not worth the effort.

Close enough to the airport, this is one of the best clubs you'll find in Rochester. If you're used to some of the better clubs across the US, you'll be a bit taken aback by the outside appearance. Like the other reviews mentioned, it's a mostly local club with decent looking girls. You have to be proactive to chat or dance with one of the girls. I had dances with 3 different girls and, while they were nice they were very contact-free. The employees were friendly enough and the drinks were cheap - this is a good place to spend time drinking beer and watch some girls for under 20 bucks (skip the dances).

The quality of girls at this club is really spectacular. Unfortunately, it truly is just like a neighborhood bar. the girls gravitate to a few regulars and you have to chase them down if you want a private dance--which for the most part are pretty tame. The girls are great looking, but interaction is tough to come by.

The girls on the web site are actual girls and when I visited last week, I saw a number of them. So, on the bright side--no false advertising

A boring visit to this club....after visiting Rick's Tally-Ho nearby, I was quite unimpressed. This seems to be a local hangout, as the bar was full of local guys who all seemed to know eachother. I guess its the downside of a Cheers atmosphere, if nobody knows your name they utterly ignore you.

I tipped each dancer on stage, virtually out of politeness; still nobody ever stopped by to say hi, wave, or even be rude. When dancer would finish on stage, she would meander to a barstool near the locals and look bored. I am one of those guys who would get a private dance at a new place just to see what its like...but none of them could be bothered. Will try other clubs when in the area before coming back here.

The only reason it even gets a 5 is because the beer is cheap and there was a goth dancer with pierced nipples on a nice set of naturals; and its the holidays and I am supposed to be charitable.