the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Stopped in on a Thursday evening around 9:00. There were 5 girls and 8 guys. For the hour-ish that I was there, there were guys coming and going. $5 cover weekdays, $8 weekends.

This place has always had the stage dancer go around to each guy at the rail and give a 30 second lap preview for a buck. What was happening this evening, that 3 girls were doing this. The stage girl and others. So they dance on you for about $30 seconds, and then hold open their garter belt for a buck tip. And this continues for 3 or 4 "mini-dances" or until you say enough.

All the girls this evening we nice looking, no one I would not have had a dance with.
The "private", in not so private area, $20 lap dances were only so-so, with good grindage, but not much mutual contact.

This is the only club within many miles, so one must put up with its idiosyncrasies.


I've been going to smiles for several years. love the lap dances $20 for one song and no pressure for an additional. my favorite dancers for lap dances are Holly and Nikki they always go all out, not much privacy in the lap dance area so don't expect any extras. Another good feature is when dancers are one stage they will come over and sit on your lap for $1 or $2 tip

Was there last night (Tuesday) at 10pm. $5 admission and a soda is $3.
There were about 20 guys but only 4 girls. 3 skinny white ones and 1 overweight black girl. However, she was the sexiest of them all.

The stage show consists of three songs. Mostly they just go around to each guy by sitting on the rail and give each a close-up flash, or a mini-lap dance, for about 30 seconds each. For which they are usually tipped $2. With a dozen guys sitting at the stage, they can make at least at least $25 for a stage show. Most girls at up-scale places don't make that much.

Had laps from the 3 white gals. (The black one was tied-up or on stage). The 2 who were 18 to 20 years old, went through the motions, and gave reasonable grindage, but were lacking of any knowledge of what a good lap is. The 30 year old knew what to do.
An interesting place to say the least. A very local type bar (without alcohol) that is ,at best, a basement rec-room. But there is nothing else around.

There is not a sign to be found over the place (which is in a strip-mall, no pun intended). There is a happy face (Smiles, get it) on the front window.

not bad for a cold night in P'keepsie
!! don't use the map from here to locae -- club is on the east side of the airport in a strip (duh) mall. little signage

paid cover $5 and went in -- place is a store front stripped bare -- dance floor is in the center of the room, bad lighting, over amped music. chairs ring the stage and there is a row of chairs for private lappers off behind the bar, but not secluded and you can have three-four going on simultaneously with no seperation -- three 'private' curtained area for $100/15 minutes all nekkid -- the 20$ laps are topless -- dancers ranged from wtf! to stone cold honeys -- fugly one had a nice body and might have appealed to some -- the girls dance on the stage and then give small, individual grinds at your seat -- keep handing over dollars and they keep flashing you the goodies. Only a few times did they get all the way naked on the stage -- mostly looking bore. Big blonde, who one dancer told me is the local fav, was totally disconnected -- would have dropped some dough on her had she showed any effort -- instead opted for a dark haired beauty, who you could tell knew how to work the lap -- lots of grind, sexy whispers and all you could grab, squeeze, rub -- switched to a petite black gal, who slid across me a like a piece of fine silk -- really good dance -- too bad for the big proto type blondie as cash was burning its way out of my pockets and into their hot little hands.
Draw backs? not real upscale, no liquour -- support staff was cool, gave me a free pass for next visit.
I think with a little effort I could have made a side arrangement with one of these gals -- that they stay open until put a damper on that.