the ultimate strip club list

October 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 280

Does anyone get decent mileage at this place? I've been here a number of times and each time it's been the most expensive place I've ever found. I guess I go back hoping things may have improved....

I went on a recent Sunday night and there were a mix of gals, some very pretty (9+) and some not so. There was a $12 door fee which included a free non-alcoholic drink. The whiteboard at the back of the bar said private dances were half price up till 9:30PM - so that's probably the best time to go.

The gal who was dancing on stage topless (and mostly bottomless) kept calling for me to sit front row to the stage, but she's wasn't very good looking and I didn't want to waste my tip money on her. I asked the door manager, who also doubled as the bar tender, if there were any other gals available for a private dance. He went back into the gals waiting room and quickly brought out a very good looking gal with a slim body.

The lap dances take place in private booths and the girls are not supervised, so I guess someone could get good mileage. A single song private dance is $40 with 2 for $60. Dances were quoted at $100 per half-hour by one girl and $95 by another girl, so ask the door manager first. You could book an hour and get a slightly better per-minute rate.

The gals put a silk or similar shawl over your lap when they dance, probably to protect their skin from people who wear denim fabric pants.

The 2 good-looking gals who I saw there that night included Moet (smallish breasts) and I think the other gal's name was Angie (small frame, nice figure). Moet pretty much demanded a tip up front and recommended a $50 tip be paid so she could do her stuff... I gave her the tip and I don't think it resulted in any unusual dance action. Both gals were willing to occasionally fondle my stick shift through my pants, but that was infrequent. As opposed to Moet, the other gal at least waited until the dance was over to ask for a tip and said something about the management getting most of the dance fee.

In the private room the blacklight comes on when your 15 minutes are up. Both gals very quickly stopped their dance and left the private room as quickly as they could once they understood I did not want to continue. They spent no extra time trying to make conversation.

If anyone has good recommendations for better places on the long drive between NYC and Albany, feel free to let me know!


OK, I haven't been going to as many strip clubs lately and therefore having been posting many reviews. I let my TUSCL VIP membership lapse so I wasn't able to get all the details on this place before I headed out there.

I'm trying to think of something nice to say about this club but it is pretty tough. I stopped in there on a Friday night around 8:30 hoping to have a beer and see some titties. I found the place with no problem based on the TUSCL map and directions. The building is kind of small and plain looking but it seems to be in a relatively safe area and there was adequate parking. The first thing that I didn't like was the $12 cover charge. This is way too high for this club in this area. $5 would be reasonable, maybe $10 at the most. The next disappointment was when I ordered a beer. There is no alcohol here. I guess I would have known that if my VIP membership had been active. I paid $3.50 for a glass of soda and left a buck in the bartenders tip jar. The music in the place was WAY TOO LOUD ! Holy s**t! And, it was typical hip hop crap. The "music" was repeatedly interrupted by a recorded spiel for a 2 for $30 dance special. Oh, and did I mention that despite the DJs repeated annoucement of which dancer was up next, there was no one on the stage for the first 20 minutes that I was there. Finally, a girl went up on the stage and danced for 3 or 4 songs. There was only myself and one other guy sitting at the stage so she went back and forth giving us the face wash, peeks at her cootchie and collecting a dollar bill each visit. When she was finished, the stage was empty again for a while before I gave up and left.

Overall, I would say that the ladies that I saw (only the one on stage) were pretty average. I didn't see any super great looking girls nor were there any really nasty ones either. All of the ladies that stopped and asked if I would like a dance seemed friendly and took it well when I said "No, Thank You"

I don't know about the private dances. I didn't see anyone that I was interested in getting a dance from. As I mentioned, they repeatedly annouced a 2 for $30 special. And I saw a sign when I came in for a special that included cover charge, 1st drink and one dance for $30.

Maybe I was there too early or maybe it would be better on a different night. In any event, I hope that you have a better time than I did on my first visit.

Been there during the day not much happening. Evenings can be busy. Quite often very beautiful girls are on. Sometimes girls from out of the area try this spot. Had alot of fun. 70% of the time delighted. Met some wild girls and some nice girls, yes nice girls here. Act a gentlemen and you will see. Made friends with several. Gained new respect for the trade. Don't be a jerk try it yourself.

This place sometimes disappoints, sometimes thrills. No extras that I'm aware of, but when the dancer isn't distracted (as is sometimes the case), the grind rules can be truly liberal enough to give satisfaction, or interspersed with air enough to be nothing more than a tease. I shall return.

Went during day time.
3 chics in the club. Club atmpshere feels like walking into a trailer home. Rounchy looking!
2 gilrs were about 5's and jump on me. Really hard to get rid of them. I was the only customer. There was one very hot blonde girl at least a 9. So I struggle until I get to her. I told you it was hard to get rid of the ugly chicks.
So here I go with her to the private booth. Spent about 100 dlls. She said that if depending on the tip the show gets much better. I giver her another 100 dlls, clearly not thinking with my head. She starts just rubbing my dick over my clothes. I told her that I was expecting a littl more action. she said that there are cameras and can't do much more. It sucks. GOt upset!
Counted my losses and went my way!




great place for a lap dance I've been going once a week for the last two months wear the same sweatpants everytime they are already worn out due to the high milage at this place

The club is decent.For some reason it is very slow right now.Could be the lap dance prices?40 for one song.30 2-4-1 about once an hour.You can buy a discounted lap dance ticket for 20 at the door.
The girls vary.a few 8's mostly less.
The lap dance rooms are closed in with cameras.Some of the girls you can get pretty close to.The club has potential.Unfortunately the girls are only getting a percentage of the ld $.Therefore they try to get more out of you.

Visited the Blue Moon again on a Wednesday afternoon during a recent trip thru the Newburgh area. I arrived before 1:00 thus avoiding the cover charge and with the exception of one other PL I was the only parton in the place. He soon left and I had the dancers (only 3) all to myself. As it turned out, this was not such a good thing after all. One dancer was friendly and talkative, but only a 4 for looks on a good day, but at least she got extra points for her positive attitude. I don't recall her name, but she had just started dancing again (her second day at the BM) after a 5 year absence. She also had a tatoo right above her mostly shaved kitty.

Dancer #2 was a gorgeous blonde (at least an 8) who had been trading tongues with the DJ when I walked in. However, as attractive as she was, her attitude brought her overall rating down to about a 3. She made no eye contact whatsoever, even to the extent that she purposely tried to put some body part (an arm or leg for example) between her face and mine during the majority of her dance even though I was constantly tipping her. I tried smiling at her and complimenting her on her dancing and her looks, all to no avail - she was just a bitch.

The third dancer who appeared to be half African American and Hispanic was a bit on the heavy side (for my taste at least), but she was friendly, had very sexy moves, and her eye contact was VERY hot. If I could have just combined her attitude and eye contact with the face and body of the blonde, I would have spent the rest of the afternoon at the Blue Moon. However, given the rather sorry state of affairs, I decided to head for the "Sunset Strip" (a VERY good choice as it turned out!) which is about 6 or 7 miles away and check out the girls there (I'll post a separate review there later).

Maybe I just hit the BM at the wrong time because I've been there in the past and the girls have been great, but this time the girls were much less attractive than at any time I've been there in the past, and there was MUCH less stage-side interaction with the customers (in your face spreads and titties-in-the-mouth action) than has been the norm in the past. If this had been my first visit to the BM, it would also have been my last. My rating of 5 is really a combination of a 3 for this visit, and about a 7 based on previous visits.

As always, YMMV. Happy Lapping ...

And just FYI, the Sunset Strip was off the charts by comparison.

The score is an average of the action, 10, and the atmosphere, maybe 5 and I've rounded up. I paid a $12 cover, with a single dance uniformly quoted at $40, before realizing there's a "Club Special" wherein you pay $30 while entering for your cover and one dance. I'll ask for it next time.

That scammy atmosphere prevails. One dancer sneered, "You'll figure out how it goes here," when I marveled that $30 for two dances, all day Wednesday and whenever the DJ/Bouncer calls it, or one dance for 40, seemed like an odd fee structure.

On a slow afternoon, I paid $40 to a dancer who is many ways a 10. Signs in the booth informed me that she gets "at least" half the dance fee and that tips are optional, but appreciated. The beauty gave a first-class lapper, nude/cloth-on-lap, provided plenty of skin I could touch, the time limit felt generous (barmaid told me they're 5-8 minutes), and I wasn't asked for a tip till after. According to previous posts, ymmv.

A sleazy place to pay well to have a hot naked woman in your lap. Who needs Rhode Island?

There are always some places where you know you feel welcome - this place hsa never been one of them for me.

Entered the other day after being away for a couple of years; wanted to see if it had changed.
Banner outside the door said "no cover" between 11AM - 1PM. Couldn't have been more than 1:05 - yep, sure enough, the waitress came over and charged a $12 cover, including a slip for a free drink.
Got the evil eye when I didn't tip after she got me a coke.

Three dancers visible in the place, two very pretty, one OK.
Was offered a private dance by one of the pretty ones - $40 for 5 minutes, $75 for 15, "But you have to tip if you want to touch."
Steep compared to anything else in the area but I decided to test the waters one last time.
Entered the booth and gave her an extra $20. We sat down and she started her routine. I placed my hands on her (lovely) ass. She ground for a while, then turned around and leaned back into me. I (rather sensuously, I thought) slid my hands up to to her ... "That's another $20."
$80 for 5 minutes with little mileage?
I dropped my hands back down and let her finish.
She said, "Do you want another dance?"
"Uh, no."


Won't be back.