the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Every girl is a 9 or 10! Some of the hottest girls I have every seen in a strip club. Great place to go if you want to just look at amazing hot girls. Lap dances are alright, but nothing special. I haven't tried out a back room yet because they are very expensive. Would definitely go back. When I went, there was a girl offering massages that were very good and not that expensive. The drinks are also very expensive, so don't go unless you plan on dropping some serious money.

Beautiful women EVERY night of the week, but WAY overpriced. Great eye candy, but when it comes down to it, unless you are rolling with a thick wad of 100's, these girls do nothing but innocent lap dances. I rather save the cover and head over the bridge to Honey's in Queens (~50th St and Queens Blvd). However, if you are trying to impress a lady (who happens to like strippers), I'd go for a classy joint like Scores or the hustler club.



Scores is a HUGE rip off. It is a $30 cover charge. $10 for a beer.
The lapdances are $20 which seems reasonable, except they only give "air dances", which makes the $20 a waste on money. Your lucky if a tit brushes up against your face. The only reason why I went to Scores is because Howard Stern is always saying how he loves Scores and goes there all the time. The only reason why Howard has a good time there is because he is Howard Stern the most famous radio talk show host in the country and because of the sexual topics he talks about on his show. This is also the reason why other big celebrities go to Scores is because they get treated better because they are famous. When ever I go to a strip club I usually come home with no money in my pocket. After the horrible experience at Scores, I went there with $200 in my pocket and left with $150. Flashdancers is a much better strip club and the contact during lapdances is alot better.

When, WHEN !! are people going to learn how DANGEROUS this clip joint can be.The last story from Brother9 is typical for this place.They have the rudest,crudest bunch of goons working here.And that's just the dancers ! The "hosts"/bouncers are total creeps too busy leeching off the dancers to do their jobs properly. Too many HORROR stories of all kinds to recount.No value at all.Everything and I mean EVERYTHING is ridiculously overpriced. If you must do the high-class Manhattan gown club thing-Penthouse is your best bet.For fun & frolic at something resembling reasonable prices-Hustler. Stay out of this place.