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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Very, very dissappointing. The place is ridiculously small, with a tiny stage with a pole, and chairs across from it, with a "couch-like" unit against the wall. Went with my girl and another couple. The girls were dressed and ready to get their freak on, but were not allowed to do anything in the club. The dancers ranged from 4-6, nearly all were foreign (seemed like Poland mostly), the biggest complaint were a few extra lbs. I got the smallest water I have ever seen for $7. Our girls went to the stage to tip and the dancers wouldn't even touch them. At my point my girl put the $ in her bra, and the dancers wouldn't even reach to take it. No fun at all, and no vibe in the house whatsoever. We will never be back.

I decided to take a afternoon visit to Lace on a recent trip up north. This was only my second time in this club, and the lineup was of course completely different than the night shift I had sampled before.

The day shift was a little more laid back. The overall dancer quality was a little off from what I had seen at night. However, there were two girls who were really something. One was off the charts in the looks department. The other was off the charts in the sensual dance department.

I have been to Lace 2 dozens of times, so I thought it was about time to try out its namesake in the more crowded part of the Times Square area. It was a nice visit and I will probably be back.

The best part was the girls. I saw several very hot ones. The club was crowded and I couldn't get stage-side seating, so I ended up pretty much dancing with the first one who approached. From there, as soon as one left another came up. I danced with three girls, one of which I did two sets with. All three of the ones I tried were hot, and two of them would have been the star of the show at Lace 2.

The negatives are that it is more expensive here. From the drink prices to the quotes on the VIP, this one is higher. They also seem to have an abundance of very watchful bouncers. Contact is better at Lace 2.

This place has two stages, one bigger than the other. One is on one wall and the other is on the opposite wall. Service was quick. I think I may have been the only one tiping the stage. Privates are done on a bench along the wall. Song length was good. The guys at the door and the coat check weren't all that friendly and inviting.

I'll give it a seven for the hot girls. Otherwise, I'd ding it a little.

I was in NY for a meeting and stopped by around 10:00 PM on a Tuesday. The place was fairly crowded and had what seemed like an endless supply of good looking women working. Most were in the 7-9 range with a few 10s mixed in, probably 50% eastern european, although they were some if the hottest.

I would say you could spend a fortune in this place in very little time, as soon as one girl gets up and moves on another is coming over to ask for a dance. The table dances were of decent quality though, varied by girl but several included significant over the pants contact, I was surprised by that in Manhattan.

Overall I would definatly go back, if only for a short while on my next trip!