the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

This place was great although it wasnt a tru lap dance club. Girls in bikinis did their best to grind it out for $10 a song. Huge expose on the news and the girls havnt been back since. Can i have a dance with that slice?

I found this place only a few years ago, three years ago the most and back then it was $5 a "lapdance" but it is a reach to call it a real "lapdance" because the place is as big as a broom closet jam packed with guys that it is almost impossible to get a stool for your dance. Key word here is stool, not chair. The point being that you are virtually standing straight up when receiving your dance. It is not an actual lapdance more like a wall-dance but it is almost impossible to gain any real worthwhile grinding because of the standing combined with the over crowed jam-packed sardine can you are in. about a year and a half ago the girls started getting $10 for the dance. This was born out of a new popularity the place had gained that brought in guys used to paying more money then what the girls expected. I am now shocked to here anyone paying $20 for a dance here. The place really exist for those who have little money. Most guys will leave after just one beer because it is so small and so packed and hard to get a dance.

This place is not a strip club as they girls are always in bikinis at a minimum, however there are vvery few places left that you can hang with the dancers like here. they just want to chill and give an occasional $10 dance that if your lucky will be higher milage than anything you will ever get at the mainstream places. A bit thuggish as far as the crowd goes but overall well behaved... The girls are almost all comubianos and most are quite hot. Best time is late afternoon . Weekends are dead this is a wall strreet after work joint..

The place is located through and opaque-ish door at the back of a deli right next door to the Pussycat Lounge (left side). It is typically packed w/ the downtown blue-collar crowd. On average about 4 girls work, but its such a sausage-fest it's hard to get a dance in.

The gals all pretty cute latinas and wear skimpy not-quite-bikini outfits. The lapdances are run between $10-20 depending on who you get, and are usually heavy on the grindage. Unfortunately the clothes stay on, but they may give you a peek every now and again. Roaming is usually available, but ymmv.