the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

Well finally a club where you can get laid. That's right full service. Now you have to wait for just the right dancer. Most are a 6 at best. But sometimes, even when they are not the best looking woman on the face of the earth, there is something about a chic that turns you on. Maybe they look like an old girlfriend, or something. I can't explain it. There was a buxom short haired blond. She was a little heavy in the butt but, the sight of her gave me wood. After her set I started a conversation and she suggested a trip upstairs. We negotiated a price and away we went. The session lasted about 45 minutes and left me wasted. She was agressive and wanted as mush as she gave. I can still taste her sweet pussy. I can't wait to go back.

wentback to here witha few buddys last week they finally got a atm in there but truthfully there was nothing worth spending money on. 10 for a bottle water when you walk in the door and after 10 min of being there and reject countless sluts to join them for vip i was shown no more attention the rest of my stay it had such good potential but this club still blows goats!!!

This club has changed a lot of owners over the years but is still running into the same problems. Women rate between 2-7's, though you do get a bit of good local talent. Heaven has been here for a few years and is well worth her time as a straight performer. The out of towners that try to turn tricks are rightfully kicked out but it keeps honest girls from coming in. Sad to say that my old stomping grounds is a lost cause.

I went in on a Saturday and there were four women though one was constantly in dances. Mercedes was pretty good looking and gave a nice dance in back. Overall there are a few clubs worth the 45 min drive to go around this one.

I tried Sinsations on a Wednesday evening, since I was out working in the area. What a waste!

The club is in a typical rural setting, way the hell off any main road. Unfortuantely, when I arrived, there was only 1 girl working. I'd give her a 6. IIt was early, about 7:00 pm, and the bartender (well, they don't have a bar really...all they could offer me was a $5 Pepsi) told me more girls were on the way. 30 minutes later, none had shown up and I left.

Lap Dances prices were posted at $35...but I didn't try obviously. The club had a small stage and only 2 other little tables. Although it was supposedly a nude club, even the one girl working didn't seem to know what that ment. I sure didn't see much.

Don't waste your time here. Any place that can only get 1 girl isn't worth the trip!