the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

I was in the area about 11pm and figured I'd stop. This place usually is ok on a Sunday night. Not tonite. It was Russian Easter, so no Russians. That left one white local girl. Actually she was pretty. Blond, about 25, small natural rack. About 5 guys. I was thinking about leaving when she came over to join me. She proceeded to tell me her tale of woe regarding her deadbeat boyfriend who made her move to FL. She was back and dancing is the only job she knows so..... While she was talking there was no dancing. She said she had to use the head, so I took that as my cue to leave. I honestly thought the night was a fluke due to the holiday and would return on a Sunday.

This place is pretty nasty. It's dirty, the girls range from 3 to 5 at best... high mileage dances but you'd expect that from mediocre talent. I've been in there a few times and have yet to actually see a girl dance on their stage.

The dances are in semi-private open booths behind a curtain, which is nice.

Last time I went it was a Sunday night and the place was deserted. There were 2 girls, one was butt nasty and the other was cute. The cute one was talking to the bartender and the fat one made a move towards me. I ran out of there.

Came in early eve. Not my first time in club. Stop by mostly on way home from work in city[halfway point]. 10 to 15 customers. Most dancers about a 7 rating if lack of language skills don't bother you. They don't bother me when i have a nice set in my face. They could have a better choice of women [most were russian type I think] attractive but lacking in serious sensuality. Where have all the American girls gone?

Came here last night about 10 pm. Pretty good crowd for Sun night. No cover. At least 15 people. About 5 girls. 5-7 range. 1 black, the rest russians. Or so I thought. I was quickly approached by an attractive brunette. I normally like to get my beer and chill a bit, so I was not too pleased. When she spoke with an accent, I figured it was just another pushy russian. However "Lolita" informed me that she was turkish. I was intrigued by the exoticness of it. I don't think I have ever come across a turkish woman in this type of establishment before. She seemed very nice, but when she told me she was muslim, I had to give her a full body patdown to make sure she had no explosives!LOL. Actually the only thing close to exploding was me when we went for a couple of dances. This was the first time I got a dance since they redid the joint. The lapdance area consists of separate booths with curtains in front. There is almost total privacy and we were not disturbed at all. There was full contact and she even reached around to sqeeze my sack as she rode me. It was the best dance I had ever gotten in that place. The rating had she not been there would have been at best a 4.