the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

The girls here are fun! I'm the kind of guy who goes to the club with friends to hang out and relax, and this place is great for that.
No matter what your taste, there's a girl there that you'll like. But the reason I go back? I like it because on slow nights, the girls will just sit down and talk to you without hassling you for money or for a private dance.
It's a great place for socialites or those that want to work on their game!

I brought a friend of mine there, to lighten up his evening! He ended up having a lousy time, I ended up having a reasonable time. $10 cover. No booze. There were two girls who were as I call them "heffers" Or too fat to be up on stage, and I like large breasts. There were 2 other girls, that were pretty good looking. One had a nice figure, atually killer figure, but she was kind of old, >30. I got a lap dance from her. She knew how to give a LD. The girl w/ the pretty face was the one I had asked her nicely to come over, but I guess she got tied up w/ a regular. (Can't blame her, there were only 5 customers there.) She didn't make it over til I was on my way out the door. The older more experienced girl w/ a killer bod got my money. There were hourly 2 for ones. But you have to buy coins from the door guy. I guess the clubs been ripped off. Its more of a local joint. I almost couldn't find it, even w/ the directions on TUSCL, which were perfect. At any rate, the club had decent music, and not bad talent. So I'll tell you why my friend had a bad time.

1st he thought there was beer there, so he was alittle pissed off. When he decided he wasnt going to tip the dancer on stage (who wasnt a heffer, but she wasn't all that!) she insisted, and started making a seen, saying that he shoyuld be kicked out he's a cheap prick bvlah blah loud etc. I can understand both sides, but you don't have to ruin his nite over a lousy 1$ that you go around begging for anyway. I explained it to him, and he understood, girls work for your tips.

Went late on a sunday night,Not many customers, most of the girls were a decent 5-8. Had a good private dance in the back with ginger. 60$ for 12mins. No booze, but all nude and they arent shy to show. Not pressured into private dances other than the DJ announcing the 2 for 1 specials.

Location and Facility - This place is located only 15-20 minutes away from Albany and is the best club close to Albany. The facility is fairly small. One stage with 10 seats around it. Then, around 30 to 40 other seats sitting back a little. There are VIP rooms down the hallway with curtains.

Girls - The girls range from a 4 to an 8. Little bit of everything here. Small, medium, and a little on large side. Blonde, Burnettes, Red, and Purple. White, Black, and Asian. I like the petite blondes and there were a couple there. I was happy with the quality overall but don't be expecting a top notch place. This is just the best you will get in the area.

Prices - Dances on the floor just require a small tip. $1 to $5 depending how generous you feel. It is just a small tip. The girl is really just trying to get you back for a VIP at this point. The VIPs are $30 for 3 mins and $100 for 12 mins.

Dances - The dances are on the floor offer little grinding. Girls keep their bottoms on and have little contact. This is more about them just talking to you about going to the VIP. The VIP is all nude and the girls will give you a lot of grinding and rubbing. No extras here - at least not in the open. Obviously - YMMV. I took a petite blonde (7 to 8) back to VIP and she was good. Lots of grinding and lots of contact.

Overall, I would recommend this place if you are in the Albany area or close by. I would not travel here as there are a lot better places else where in NY from reading other reviews. This place is decent overall and if you sample a good bit on the floor and then make a good decision on a VIP, I think you will enjoy it.