the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Decent place for no cover any night. $8.50 beers, and if you're sitting, you're tipping. Mostly young attractive Russians who turnover often, some weathered local girls fill out the ranks. $30 dances overseen by attentive bouncer. Worth checking out if you're in the area. Bar service is passable, DJ usually sucks. Relatively new remodel doesn't help out much, place shouldn't look this beat up for the money they make. Remember this is not Manhattan.

Not a bad place if your just looking to look and not touch. There didn't seem to be much mileage here at all. Small local bar with a stage in the middle. The usually have 3 girls dancing and the rest walking around. We were there on a Wed night around 11pm. Pretty crowded probably cause of the size of the place. About 10 girls working. Mostly Russian women. I was told by 1 girl that a Russian agency bus the girls to the club. Bartender was pleasant and had a nice rack which she kept adjusting. Beer was $7.50, water was even $7.50. Nice local bar if you just want to hang out and not drink a lot.

Visited mid-week, midday. About 4 dancers and 6 customers.Good Ratio. Dancers were 5-8's. Very relaxed atmoshere. Beer $7.25, no cover...thankfully! Met Tia a WOC who was pleasant to talk to and aslo Cari who I did a dance with...$30 /song. She was an 8 in looks and 9 in personality and had an OK LD( maybe a 5). Might return to see if more is available w/o going int the VIP which is a c-note for 15mins.

I've been at Club Carousel half a dozen times in the last year. It's a great place to come have a few drinks and relax with your buddies but it's a place I wouldn't recommend it for anyone who's looking for the hottest girls or the best lap dances (way overpriced at $30/pop).

The girls range from about a 3 to an 8 with an occasional 9. The mix is about half russian, a quarter brazillian, and the rest American so there is a language barrier with quite a few of them. The few dances I have gotten have been lousy, and the mileage is very very low.

That being said, I don't know any strip club with a better bar environment. They have free food (grill hot dogs), a couple of TVs to watch games, raffles, birthday girls, etc. They do their best to keep it fun and they do a very good job. The smoking ban isn't enforced so you can smoke at the bar.

Basically if you're looking for a few tits with your beer and game this is the place but for lap dances go elsewhere.