the ultimate strip club list

July 19, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 200

I give this place a 4 only because all 5 girls working there tonight were very pretty (See Beethoven's review from 11/06 - It sounds like the same 5 girls were there tonight - if you can imagine THAT). Now the bad: This place is a Bikini Bar, no one takes off anything - not while at the pole, or on the pole. This place has a guy-girl ratio of 3 to 1 - a regular sausage factory. The $10 cover on a Wednesday night is unreasonable. The 2 girls that were ministerinto two guys were grinding as much air as they were guy. there is a two-drink minimum but the bar tender didn't come over to me while I was there (which granted was about 10 minutes total). So why would I even consider giving it one more shot? there IS A VIP area that looks a bit more promising than the main floor. And I would go on a Saturday afternoon where things ould hopefully be a bit more laid back and relaxed and maybe a bit better guy-girl ration.

An interesting time I had here. Some very good looking ladies. I enjoyed the time with them when I was able to corral one for a dance. Dances are good, n they ladies were sexy. Its a fairly small place. Most of the girls were black or latina, so if you are into those type of women this is your type of club.

Stopped by early on a thursday night. There were 5 girls working 3 black (all very attractive), 2 latinas. Niecey is a petite older latina with a tight little butt and perky natural tits who immediately approached me. I've seen her before and she recognized me. After buying her a drink and getting a pretty hot table dance she convinced me to go downstairs to the private booths. You pay the bouncer $35 for an hour downstairs and the dances are $20 per song. Downstairs I opened my pants while Niecey stripped to her thong. Lots of friction and touching. I thought I maybe able to get at least a CBJ but she appeared resistant to this request and kept asking "are you going to take care of mama?". After 4 songs I saw I really wasn't going to get what i wanted so I cut the session short . If you're looking for a hot lapdance only this is the place for you. Just make sure you find out what's on the menu before you fork out $$$ to go downstairs to the tiny private booths.

Back at Taste of Honey. Club seems to have upgraded with an actual DJ in the house. (One of the dancers said there were new owners. Same old bouncer and waitress but did seem to be some new procedures.) The downside was the music was so loud you could barley carry on a conversation. Had a dance upstairs with Nya – pretty, slim but a little light on the contact. Went downstairs with Egypt – tall, medium complected, originally from the islands – about a 6 and got a fair amount of hand action from her while my hands were free to go anywhere including a lot of time playing with her kitty. Asked for oral and received a few fleeting contacts but the promise that she was available for more outside the club. Money ran out and back upstairs while waiting for a cab. Two more dancers approached both with aggressive grinds on the offer for the dance – and presumably more to offer with a paying dance either on the main level or downstairs.. Proves once again that the “Taste experience” depends on the dancer and the night. For black/hispanic dancers/high mileage/reasonable neighborhood (not the best but I've never felt unsafe)/fair prices, TOH remains a winning combination.