a guy's guide to strip clubs
July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189
Nickname: Password:
Remember Me: (Recommended for use on private machines only)
Forget your nickname or password?   Click Here


Club Details | Club Reviews | Add a Review | Map to Club | Club Discussion Board | Add to Hot List
Cafe Royale Website

Cafe Royale

101 Route 109
corner of 109 & 110
East Farmingdale, New York 11735
631-777-7870
Club Type: Topless
Dancer Ethnicity: Unknown Ethnicity

Member Rating: VIP Only
12 Month Trend: VIP Only
# of Reviews: 0

Cover Charge
  Day: 0   Night: 15
Avg. Private Dance Cost: 20
Avg. Drink Cost: 10

Private Dance: Table
Alcohol: Full Bar
Food: None
Minimum Age: 21

Last Update: 12/28/2006
Beer and Wine - Yes
Full Bar - Yes
BYOB - No
Juice Bar - No

18 and over - No

Lunch - No
Dinner - No
Snacks / Buffet - No

Non-Smoking - Unknown
Cigar Bar - Unknown

Pool Tables - Unknown
DJ - Unknown
Jukebox - Unknown
Stage Dancing (Bikini) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Topless) - Yes
Stage Dancing (Nude) - No

Lap Dances (Bikini) - Yes
Lap Dances (Topless) - Unknown
Lap Dances (Nude) - Unknown

Private Lap Dance Rooms - Unknown
VIP / Champagne Room - Unknown

Feature Dancers (Porn Stars) - Unknown
Shower Shows - Unknown

Membership Club - Unknown

Hours: Mon-Fri 12pm-3am, Sat-Sun 12pm-4am
Has any of this club's info changed or is it out of date? Send us an Update


First of all, this is not an easy place to find. It is on the East side of Hwy 110 and on the north side of Hwy 109. It is in a very large building shared with a very nice pool hall. The Strip club is in the back side of the building, way around back. When I went in, there was no cover charge, and there were only 6 people in the bar.

I went to the club on a Friday at about 1pm. The club itself is nice inside. They have a huge U shape bar when you first walk in, and the stage is in the middle of the bar. Makes it very difficult to tip the dancers, and I wanted to. There is also 2 elevated areas on either side of the bar/stage. On the far side is a 7 foot pool table, and on the near side is a nice lounge area, but because they are elevated it is difficult to see the dancers. There were 4 dancers while I was there, ranging from 3-7 (2 3's, a 5, and 7). A couple of the girls would have been much better clothed than topless. None of them came around and visited and none asked if I wanted a dance. However, if the price would have been $30. I would have turned them down, which is too bad as I like a good bump and grind. If the 7 had approaced, I probably would have dropped a hundred or so, but maybe making money was not high on her priority list.

Would I go again. Maybe. I would spend an hour or so shooting pool, and then see if the dancers have improved.

This place is called Gossips now. Some hot girls, but the place is small and WAY overpriced.

$30 for a one-song lapdance in Suffolk County?? Come on now.

Nice interoir, but $15 cover charge. Girls are topless on stage, but during the lap dances, they keep their tops on, no touching is allowed, and it costs $30 bucks a song.............. by far the worst lap dance del in America

Stopped in last night for $8 beers, $14 shots (doubles) and $25 full grind ;-) bikini lap dances. Plenty of hot women to choose from (50% russian). Alison was outstanding, a girl who looked like Laura Bush and my favorite (naturally I can't remember her name Da!) was a petite black haired blue eyed russian girl. YUMMY!!!

Merry Christmas to all!!!

Click here for more East Farmingdale area Strip Clubs

Cafe Royale Reviews & Ratings

Be the First to review Cafe Royale

You are not Logged In
You need to register for a Nickname before submitting a review. If you have a registered nickname, then you must first log in to have your nickname appear with your review and receive your FREE four week VIP membership to TUSCL for every review you have posted.

Glossary of Strip Club Terms | The Ultimate Strip Club List FAQ
How to Submit Reviews  | Contact Us  | Privacy Policy Statement  | Terms of Service
All reviews and comments on this site should be considered works of fiction. © 2008