the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Do NOT let their outdated website fool you. This place is a hole, pure and simple. There are never more than a few women in the joint, the bartenders are just totally rude cunts who will ignore you and sit on their fat asses blathering to friends all night long. The *only* reason I gave this place higher than a 1 is because some of the women are, indeed, very attractive...

...they should really find another place to work, though.

pt

This place is kind of a dump... I went on an off night (Sunday) around 11PM, there were only 3 girls working that I could see.

The spanish girl on stage was straight-up fat and nasty. The only way she could get tips was to make a basket with her bottom and challenge guys to throw a dollar ball.

The two black girls working the floor were okay... one a 5 and the other maybe a 7. I was already here so I opted for a 3-song "VIP" with the 7.

It wasn't bad, they have a little private room up in the back corner that's pretty private, though the mileage wasn't spectacular.

All in all, there are far better places around than this one. Don't go here unless your car is broken down within walking distance.

Was here last Friday after midnight. $5 cover.Place was packed. Bunch of girls, mostly decent. It actually was too crowded for my taste. So I decided to get a couple of laps and split. Was approached by 2 broads right away. One white American, "Chris", probably the hottest one. But I had been here a few weeks ago for MNF and had a couple of dances with a russian. She was typical tall, blond. But she was packing a couple extra lbs. Not much, she was not fat by any means, I like 'em like that. She also was not as rapacious. Which I love.The dances were ok and done in one of the more comfortable chairs near the dj as opposed to the torture chamber lap dance booths.

So I sent Chris and the other girl away and waited for my ruskie. Soon after my girl Katchka, Katrina or something similar comes over and after quick reintroductions, we are forced to the torture chamber due to lack of space. $20 laps. After the first dance, I'm able to get comfortable and she gave an excellent full frontal grind. I mean she was getting into it preety good. This must be the "return dance". Whatever, I stopped her after 4 or I would have dumped. I made a little small talk and split. I will return. I'd like to try Chris who was friendly as well as hot.

Read some reviews and decided to give it a look-see. Went on Monday night, approx 6:30p. There was a 9 on stage, VERY tight, petite, flexible!! OMG! She was occupied with a favorite, though, so never got a dance.

Had pressure from a couple of 4-5s and relented, took a $20 dance from one. She was very "desperate", pushing really hard during the grind to the point it really didn't feel good. On the other hand, I enjoyed the opportunity to fondle her augmented Bs and my fingers did the walking a bit until she got nervous about the amount of time I was spending with invisible fingers. She kept telling me "not too much" and "be careful". Lost a knuckle there.

Overall - club is small, very cheap looking. Smoking is allowed inside, which ruins a lot for me.

A local I got to talking with told me to try Carousel or Blush, and he said if I wanted to spend some $$, go to Gossip. Went to Blush. See review under Blush.