the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190

I reviewed this club before, but I recently revisited. I really enjoy this club. It's roomy inside, has very comfortable seats, and always has attractive girls. The bar is a decent size, but doesn't get in the way. The girls here are always interesting.

The stage has decent lighting, except the setup is still odd. They remodeled, but apparently didn't think to redo the stage setup. The closer pole still looks like the girls are going to bash their head/feet on the stairs, tiprail, or speaker. The pole at the back of the stage is still too far away to see the dancers well when they're topless. The stage setup really needs to be redone.

The bathroom was the next big issue. The stall in the ladies room is so small that the door is literally inches from your chest, the seat is inches from your legs, the stall is only slightly wider than myself, and the toilet paper is behind you (above the toilet)...and I'm a skinny girl. I bumped my head on both the door & the wall. Overall the club is nice, but they really should have remodeled the bathroom while they were at it.

A friend of mine got a job at Double Vision and wanted me to come work with her, so I went to the club to see what it was like. We were there in what should have been peak hours, but there were only five guys in the entire place, and most of them seemed a lot more interested in me than in the dancers. I watched for a good hour, and every dancer that came on stage was very good. Most of them seemed glued to the pole; I saw very little mirror work, and absolutely no floor work. They were all in shape, and there were no noticeable flaws. I was actually a little shocked at how good all of their bodies were, though keep in mind; they use lighting effects and the fog machine liberally during the dances, and the setup makes it a little difficult to make out the details of the dancers. There are two stages, one high one in the back, and the one in the front is a big step down. Two poles, but the dancers are not allowed to show nipples on the bottom stage, and it is impossible to get that close to the high one, so guys probably are not going to get as big of an eyefull as they might like.

The dancers far outnumbered the guys, and not many of them were circulating on the floor. The ones who were seemed to be doing a good job, though.

I understand from my friend that security is very good at Double Vision, and she never feels unsafe. I also understand that some of the dancers are involved in another business altogether after hours, but none of the dancers are forced or pressured into it. But absolutely nothing ever goes on at the club, because there are cameras everywhere.

Overall, I would say that this seems to be a good club, and a lot less packed than the others in the area.

I wasn't sure what to expect, and didn't have my hopes up, but this club was much better than I expected. Was there on a Tuesday night, not very busy, about 8 girls working ranging from 6-8's. Pretty clean inside, comfortable chairs, decent sized bar (but a lousy bartender). The girls were friendly and did table dances at your chair with decent grinding but little touching her other than the legs. The DJ kept announcing 2-for-1 couch dances all Tuesday night, so I found a cute brunette to try. You buy a $25 token at the bar, then go to the couch area behind the curtains next to the stage. Very private inside, with 2 loveseats divided by a wall, so basically two "booths" behind the curtain for privacy. The dance was in my lap the entire time, but still little touching allowed. But it didn't matter because after 2 songs I left satisfied. I'll be back.

I was here on Saturday. This is a very nice club on the inside. The cover price is excellent for the quality of the girls and entertainment. I was very pleased with the layout. We took seats near the stage. Unfortunately the girls at NiteMoves had solicited so much money from us (and many who we did not want to tip because they weren't even close to decent), that we weren't left with much money for the DV girls when we arrived. The drinks were expensive. We're used to $3 at our local club, whereas DV was $4.50 for a Smirnoff Ice.

The stage setup was a bit odd. The far stage was set so far back that you couldn't really see the girls when they were back there. I know there's a 6ft rule when topless, but it seemed most girls spent alot of time at the far stage. The stage ceiling is too low. While it makes the smaller girls look taller, it makes the average-tall girls look awkward and cramped...especially when doing tricks. The other pole near the front of the stage, where the stairs are, left me constantly focusing on the stairs everytime a girl's head would be swinging near it while spinning on the pole.

I would rates most of the girls an 8. They went on stage one right after another, which was nice. Most of them were very talented on the pole and gave decent lapdances. I did however see one girl who looked extremely uncomfortable onstage, was just all around terrible/boring, and gave the absolute worst lapdance I have ever recieved. If she was new, then she needs a mentor, and if she's a veteran, then she needs to find a different job. I was very pleased with the other lapdance I recieved though. Most of the girls were all legs, which is very pretty, especially with the right shoes. The tall ladies, however, could have used a bit of a shorter heel. My personal favorite was Autumn.

The DJ here was decent. The sound system was above average. The lighting was a bit too dim at the front of the stage at times, but it wasn't too bad. The club is an hour drive for me, but I would definitely return if I was in the area & feeling like visiting a club.