the ultimate strip club list

a guy's guide to strip clubs

July 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 189

Somehow, I got a flyer for this club and stopped by on Friday. Expectations were low when I scoped the neighborhood. But, I had a blast. The girls were higher class than I expected. A couple were flat out gorgeous. Most of them said they were new there. Hope they stay. Drink prices seemed a bit high for that neighborhood, but there was food. Maybe Management is cleaning up its act.

Also someone told me that this club had a different name about 10 years. Seems clubs always change there names all the time for some reason.

This club is nicer than most in the Bronx. Parking options are on the street (relatively safe) or in their dark secluded lot in the rear. The club has two main areas open to everyone. There is a seperate lap dance room and other locations for those deiring contact not by the song.

There are a fair number of dancers present - seemingly at all times. Dancing is topless only as alchohol is served. Dancers can be a little pushy for lap dances and provide a good show on stage. Lap dances are full grind.

Note that the club recently closed "for renovations". Not certain if this is alluding to LE, but in a few weeks or a couple of months we should see it reopened in a more modern way IF thw stated reason for closing is true. Dancers from Crazy Horse may now be seen at other clubs in the area.

Getting to the club is a little difficult and parking is a challenge, but once you are inside it is all worth it. Passed through a metal detector as is the standard for the Bronx it seems. The cash register girl is very friendly and got a nice set of boobs on her. There seems to be two main areas, the Oasis and the main floor. I'm not sure if the Oasis is reserved for VIP/bottle folks or what. The main floor is pretty much standard strip club. Actually comfortable chairs. I didn't see a waitress so I had to get my drink at the bar. That's a good thing because as I was waiting in line, a girl came up and said hello. No pressure to buy a dance, just nice conversation. Of course I got a dance and even went to the Private Area. It's about $250 for 1/2 hour and it includes a drink for you and the lady. Lots of fun back there, though the booth/rooms could be a little more secluded. I had a good lady and spent about 2 hours back there.

Dancers here are a notch over most Bronx clubs but a notch below what you'll find in most midlevel Manhattan clubs - probably 6-8 on average, with a standard mix of Russians, Latinas, and regular old white & black chicks. Dances, on the other hand, are decent with limited two way contact (depending on the dancer of course) due to the somewhat secluded lapdance areas - these are essentially little cubbyholes in the corners of the club, not just along the wall like in most Bronx or Manhattan clubs. Pretty lame stage shows though, so probably not the best place if you just want to watch. Area around the club is not that bad, although the short walk to the parking lot in the back is a little spooky. All in all, a decent midscale choice if you are north of Manhattan and don't want to cross a bridge to get to a club.